It's me, the oracle. In the first novel, I made a promise. "That no one except Shanaynay would remember that night."
Oh, how much I had lied about that...
'Twas the year 1555, and Queen Shanaynay, previously known as Princess Shanaynay (Yes, the famous one who spit poisonous soup into everyone's mouths, just for funzies!) is on her deathbed. Yeah, she eventually switched her title from Princess to Queen. It appealed to her the older she got. Shamaymay, her granddaughter, is sitting next to her. Everybody else is quite happy, because nobody really likes the queen. Especially Branch (Tree's Grandchild) and Bacon child (Bacon boy's grandchild).
Shanaynay dies, and Shamaymay takes her place. Of course, people are already trying to kill the new queen. (Just for funzies!)
Prince Mel, Prince Del's grandson, was especially sour about this whole situation. This is because his grandfather's goal in life was to kill princess Shanaynay but he never succeeded. So Prince Mel wanted to avenge him.
Prince Sanini, though,( Prince Samimi's grandson) was in love with Queen Shamaymay.
The tombstones of the kingdom lay hollow and dark, for the dead bodies of peasants not revived float around with ashes as dead as the ground. The Graveyard of the Peasants is, for lack of a better word, dead. The casualties include many. Yeah but, the necromancer, possesses all of the peasants, and tries to kill Shamaymay, just for funzies! Yeah but...'s name may be on a gravestone, but he was brought back to life a bit of a while back. He has full memories of the royal ball, 100 years ago. This is why he wants to kill Shamaymay, with the motto "just for funzies."
Branch's grandma, Tree, taught her about her hatred for Shanaynay and how much she would love to see her dead. Unlike Yeah but..., Branch just loves murdering people, similar to her grandma. How cute.
Bacon Child's grandpa Bacon Boy has died 20 years ago but told Bacon Child tales of maddening horror and insanity of brutal executions. Driving him to insanity.
Gamer GG Boy Box's last remaining member of his bloodline was Galaxy, who died 5 years ago. Galaxy was still a peasant, but managed to be a knight for a few months as a zombie. Many tricks, tips, and skills were learned during that time. He taught some of his fellow peasants everything that he knew.
Anyways, Shamaymay was somehow dumber than Shanaynay, I have no idea how that's possible. She was dumber than the dumbest log in the universe.
Drama is concocting in the kingdom, and Branch loved it, obviously. Tons and tons of people are very unhappy with Shamaymay. Especially the peasants, and hated her very, very much. There were anti-Shamaymay propaganda images!!! Small bands of protesters were forming against Shamaymay. Guards tried to prevent these types of anti-Shamaymay actions, but the truth is, they were kind of influenced by it. And in one of these bands of protesters, the grandchildren of the iconic characters we know about and love, met up. Branch, yeah but, Bacon child, and Prince Mel.
"So how do we stop Shamaymay? Do we just stab her with a funzies knife? That would be so basic though.'' Branch asked. Branch couldn't seem to get the idea of murdering Shamaymay by putting bombs inside of her wig.
"Hm. Let's sneak some poison into the royal chef's food!" Prince Mel said. Branch shrugged, almost displeased by the idea. Meanwhile, Yeah but resurrected every single peasant, 15 million, to kill Shamaymay. They were bunched up in an army, all possessed by Yeah but, so they weren't dumb. Among these zombies were Galaxy, Joe mama, and some archer zombies, as well as even more knights. In fact, some hated Shamaymay so much that they were voluntarily possessed. They had their own mind. The smartest and strongest of the bunch could think on their own. What will happen next? Find out next, after this commercial break.
