Twas the year 1869, and a Princess Shanaynay descendant Shanos was ridiculously bored. she heard the tale of her great ancestors who established Shanaynayland and wanted to make her own country... Shanosland.
While Shanos was planning to start her own nation, Nate Wright, Teddy Ortiz, and Francis Pope all time traveled to the year 1869 because it was funny. Shanos was ready to fight. While Shanos was on a walk, she stumbled upon a portal, and saw 3 people coming out of it. "Wow, this place is so old, now I don't have to deal with Mrs. Godfrey anymore!" an unknown boy says. Shanos asks "Who are you?" "Yo lady, who are YOU? Because I'm Nate." "Uh... I'm Shanos." she says. "That sounds like a MOVIE CHARACTER! Wow!" Teddy says. Francis walks out and announces a fact to Shanos. "Bruhm moment" Nate says for absolutely no reason. "You are disrupting my plan to take over the world and create Shanosia... Let's fight for no reason!" Shanos says. Nate squares up to Shanos, clenching his fists. He is ready... for WAR.
Chapter 1
Somehow, the two tripped into the portal leading to Shanaynay Land. While all that was happening, Bacon Boy Jr. sat in his room, playing with his war figurines. He wished to one day be a great military commander like one of his ancestors. He played his own invented sport called "Amongball" every day, hoping to be a professional Amongball player..
"I'm gonna go walk to the park because I'm bored." and he went away.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and a portal was in his way. He saw a lady and a 6th grader fighting in the portal. He really wanted to see a fight so he hopped in and went aw pay. Little did he know, that was the start of the Nate vs Shanos vs Shanaynayland WAR..
"What?!!!" Bacon boy JR said as he hopped out of the portal. Big Nate and Shanos continued to fight. (Or really just flail their limbs at eachother) "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" Bacon boy JR chanted. Big Nate and Shanos both slowly turned around to face Bacon Boy JR. "'Scuse me?..." Shanos said to the random kid that interuppted their fight. "Hey.. I say we gang up on him." Nate says. "Okay, sure." Shanos says, and they start beating Bacon Boy Jr. up. Bacon Boy Jr. tries unleashing his hidden bacon thunder powers but to no avail. "So, you there, lying on the ground... will you join us?" Shanos says. Jr. Bacon asks if "There will be lots of war, right?" Shanos responds with yes. "Perfect!" Now Shanos, Jr. Bacon, and Nate are starting Shanosia.
Chapter 2
One day, Chlorophyll and her best acquaintance Chefster were walking in the park because they were bored. Chlorophyll was an ECOLOGIST and Chefster was... also an ecologist?
Chefster had a side job as a chef, however. Sometimes they randomly committed arson when they were bored–Y'know, best acquaintance things. They felt like the park was the right place to start a forest fire, but their focus immediately changed once they saw a portal just standing in the middle of the park. Strangely enough, the portal looked medieval. It reminded them of Shanaynayland, a place which they were told of by their grandparents, and those grandparents' grandparents. They hopped into the portal because they thought it was funny.
Chapter 3: The War
Everyone jumped out of their portal, (well Nate stayed for a bit longer to drink some grape juice) and stumbled upon a place with a lot of balloons. LIVING balloons. With swords! And they were mad! "You trespassers... trespassing on Balloonaynay Land territory? Shameful..." their leader said. The leader of Balloonaynay Land was, well, Balloonaynay, and was a half wolf half demon half balloon half impostor that was mad. "We are the Amogballz!" the balloons proudly proclaimed. "Amogballz?" Jr. Bacon questioned. "Sounds funny, I'll tell everyone all about it in 2021!" he said. "Now you're TARNISHING our name? Soldiers, get them!" Balloonaynay commanded.
