MAN VS ZOMBIE
For future reference, "yeah but" is a character..
100 years have passed since the zombie government. It is 1655.
Prince Zel and Prince Sapipi, who inherited their grandfather's titles, have been getting attacks from humans. They have been doing their best to defend the zombie community but the humans keep coming. Their deadly machines make the job even harder.
When the human's General Jeff attacked Prince Sapipi and Prince Zel fought valiantly but also losing their lives in the process. Thankfully this wasn't a problem since the royal advisor Yeah But.. could revive them.
Although the zombie government has been thriving besides the humans there are rumors of a third princess named Shapaypay who may be Shamaymay's grandniece and daughter of Shahayhay who is the daughter of Shamaymay's sister Shaquayquay. (That's a lot of Sha_ay_ays). Zel and Sapipi are trying to figure out if this is true and on top of that the humans keep attacking.
Somehow Bacon Child had a grandson Bacon Man who inherited his madness and yet still became military general to the kingdom. Branch had a grandchild named Leaf, who was also a homicidal maniac who loved wearing goggles. Even if there was a third princess She would be so dumb, she would probably be dumber than the dumbest dumbest log, its hard to think about it. She wouldn't last long like the other rulers of the kingdom.
Zel and Sapipi are taking this into mind. "How is she even alive?!" Zel remarked. "Didn't our grandfathers kill any person named Shanaynay, Shaquayquay, Shadayday, Shamaymay, and Shahayhay 100 years ago?" A million thoughts raced through their heads.
Zel was worried but he had a weapon that he never dared to use before. It was known as the Funzies Knife (used just for funzies!) He was told that his grandfather, Prince Mel, had gotten the knife back from bacon child in 1560. From then on his dad had gotten the knife and now him. So incase the humans attacked us again, he would be ready.
Sapipi wasn't as fond of that idea though. He thought that talking with the soldiers and working it out would be best. He did not know if he should tell prince Zel that. He did what any good prince would do and did not tell him.
As the humans kept pushing closer to the castle, it looked like the end was near. Yeah But could only revive so many at once. Their fancy weapons were too much, killing way too many zombies by the second. As the humans pushed closer, they knew there was only one option, and it was scary, and super dangerous. They would have to escape through the 200 year old escape route.
There were tales of the tunnel. A very dumb princess built it just for funzies. So many people wondered if this rumor of a princess on the human side was somehow related to the Shanaynay bloodline.
Yeah, But told tales to Sapipi and Prince Zel about the horrors of the Shanaynay that their grandfathers had to deal with. He told them stories about people like Shamaymay, they sat stunned, scared about the thought about a princess as dumb as one of them. The worst part? They were related to her. Very, very, distant cousins, but still. They were amazed by his stories.
Anyways, they took the tunnel, and died from the fumes. It didn't matter because Yeah But revived them. (Yeah But had the power to decide if he wanted to keep you a mortal human or make you a zombie. Also, if you're wondering how Yeah But is still alive, he just keeps reviving himself.)
A scroll of ancient knowledge was on the walls of the tunnel. They read the scroll, and here's what it said:
"Funzies Knife lies here. This knife is made of unbreakable material known as Funzium. It is impervious to attacks, and with a hint of spells as stated after, lets it slash through metal cleanly without a scratch. "This knife was made at Funozi forgers. The spells to ascend this knife to godlike power are as follows:
