Unnatural

Chapter Four

-* Acacia *-

I waited on the corner like my dimwit of a cousin told me, only he hasn't come and I've been sat on the sidewalk for about an hour. By now, all the jocks are coming out of football practice and they have all been looking at me like I'm an alien, well, I am... but still! When I see him I'm gonna beat the soggy nachos out of him! That no good son of a-

BEEEEEP
BEEP
BEEEP

Oh so now you decide to show up! Sighing, I walked over to his car door and angrily typed
'What the actual fudge Alex! I've been sat there for an hour waiting for you!'
"I'm so sorry! I'll make it up to you, I swear!'
Now let me tell you something about my app thingie, when I type what I wanna say, it comes up with mood selections and voice type so it's not a computer :P
Anyhoo (Yes I just said Anyhoo) The car ride was deathly silent.
'Buttcheeks'
"What?"
'You'
"Again...what?"
'Your a buttcheek'
"I said sorry but why buttcheek?"
'Cause you have two cheeks and a load of shit comes out of the middle'
"Gee thanks cous"
After that convasation, I turned around and leant my head on the window.
"How can I make it up to you?" Alex sighed.
'Food'
Alex's eyes twinkled in amusement as he suddenly made a u-turn. I held not my seat for dear life as he sped towards the nearest Wendy's. I looked at Alex in horror as he pulled up in front.
Alex chuckled and opened his car door. I hopped out of the car and skipped towards the sliding doors. I pulled them open and looked behind me for Alex, I saw himself slugging behind me.
'Hurry up you doof'
"SHUSH" HE SCREAMED. I gave him a panicked look and turned back around and walked inside.
"I'm here" Alex strutted in and posed. I giggled and ran into line (I can laugh and make noises but I can't speak)
'Shut up retard get me a.............'
'Crispy dill chicken sandwich'
"Whatever hoe" Alex joked and walked to the counter.
"Hi welcome to Wendys can I take your order" The counter dude monotonously droned on.
'Hey! Perk up or a strongly worded letter about bad service will go to your boss about bad service.' Almost immediately he perked up.
"I am dreadfully sorry, welcome to Wendy's what would you like today." I smirked in triumph.
"I'd like a 2 crispy dill chicken sandwiches and a lemonade and a coke" Alex happily exclaimed.
"We will have this brought to you immediately" He fake grinned. I skipped off and sat in a booth. Within seconds Alex zoomed into the seat opposite me.

-Five Minutes Later-

After around five minutes the 'very nice' waiter ,who 'loves' his job, came to our table with our sandwiches, I devoured mine as soon as it was in reaching vicinity. Man I love these so much. The chicken was literally perfect. That hit the spot, I leant back in my seat and drank my coke. DING!
My head whipped over to the door, so fast I could have got whiplash, Okay that is totally cliche. Hoe no. Back up... So fast I nearlyy...... oh forget it we all have cliche moments. Anyhow, Chandler walked in with a fake ass blonde girl, lets be real. Fake tan darker than your hair which makes you look black when you clearly whute. Bitch. You fake.
"Yo Carters, my man!" Alex yelled.
"Yo Price, What up?" Chandler grinned, sitting down. I smiled at the blonde and she just showed a look of disgust on her face, rude...
'Alex, I'm going to get food' I typed to get away from the table.
"Get me something A" Alex asked.
'Whatever hoe' I skipped up to the counter, I'm not joking.
'Hello my good man, please can you whip me up a couple of crispy chicken burgers' I typed in a posh voice. The counter person tried not to laugh and nodded.
"Th-that will be £7.90 what drinks would you l-like?" He said inbetween laughs.
'Coke and a tango, your a mighty good lad' I think he gave up cause he basically just died. All of the tables looked over at us.
"O-ok" He stuttered from laughing so much and poured my drinks from the drink dispenser thingymabob. He gave me the burgers and drinks and then started scribbling on the receipt. Oh I know where this is going. I winked and took my food and drinks and skipped back to the booth. Immediately 3 pairs if eyes stared back at me.
"What was that about child?" Alex questioned.
'Nothing..'
"I demand you tell me" He 'demanded'
'Shut up you retard or I'll eat your burger' Alex shut up almost instantly and took a huge bite out of his burger.
"So Al, this is Chassity. She's my new girlfriend." Chandler smugly said.
"Nice" Alex said between mouthful, Jesus he's a little tramp.
"Hi" I winced at that screechy voice and saw her staring at me, practically burning holes in the side of my head, I pulled out my phone to type hey.
"What the hell, I just said hello to her and she goes on here phone!" she whined to chandler.
"She mute babe" Chandler chuckled. She looked towards me and scoffed, I stuck my tongue out and finished my burger.

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