Takemichi as memes

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Talking
'Thinking'
*action*

All(all of them)

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After calming them down,

(They're still traumatized actually)

Mikey:can we react to something else not sad or traumatic

Me:…sure

All:'finally'

At the 2nd generation toman HQ,they are currently hanging out when chifuyu came up with a prank,

Chifuyu:Takemichi…

Chifuyu said while smirking,

Takemichi:yes?

Chifuyu:spell m,e

Takemichi:m-e

The others also payed attention to them,

Chifuyu:you forgot the D*smirks*

Koko:'I know this…'

Mikey:' why do I feel angry all of sudden'

Ran:'ohhh I know this one'

Takemichi:there is no D in me

Chifuyu smirks,

Chifuyu:not yet~

All-Chifuyu and Takemichi:you bitch!!

While they  are beating up chifuyu,Takemichi is frozen and flustered.


All:This bitch!!

After calming them down,

Mikey:'im going to kill chifuyu after this'

After that………




At Hanagaki Household,morning,Takechi sleeping peacefully when Takemichi barge in his room holding a slipper,he seems angry,

Takemichi:get your ass up~

Takechi woke up but still didn't face Takemichi,

All:'oh rest in peace Takechi'


Takechi:10 more minutes almost finished

Takemichi began to get irritated,

Takemichi:mow the lawn and do the dishes~

Takechi:shut the fuck up,*realization*

All:'ohh he fucked up'

Takechi froze while Takemichi is now very angry,

Takemichi:no wait ni-san I didn't meant it!

Takemichi:you done fucked up,know what you said now take this whooopin~

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

screaming can be heard in the whole house while Takemichi whooping Takechi,Takero in his room heard it then quickly wake up ,arranged his room and go to the bathroom,silently laughing and recording his brothers scream.



All:pft-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

After they stopped laughing,


⚠️dark humor⚠️

The mizo mid are currently hanging out,they are in the park,peacefully sitting when Takemichi decided to destroy the peaceful day,

Takemichi:hey guys,can I tell you a joke

They payed attention to Takemichi,

Takemichi: what is the reverse exorsism?

They stare in confusion,

Takuya:What?

Takemichi smirks,

Takemichi:it's when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body

Mizo mid:*loading……*'mf!'

Akkun:'please not now Takemichi'

All:What……

Kakucho:wait…oh please no…


Takemichi continue,

Takemichi:what's red and goes 245 mph?

Takuya:stop

Takuya pleased but Takemichi ignore him,

Takemichi:a baby in a blender

Takemichi said smiling innocently,

All:A WHAT-!!

They panic.

All:his jokes are getting dark…

Mikey:kakucho…is he always like this

Kakucho:yes but it depends on Takemichi's moods*dying instead*

Sanzu:'I don't know but I find it funny'



Takemichi still continue talking,not minding his friends begging

Takemichi:what hit the floor first,a feather or a depressed kid?

Mokoto:a depressed kid…

Mokoto said,brave enough to answer it,

Takemichi:a feather,the kid was stopped by a rope.

Takemichi said smiling devily at them while they are silently crying.

The day goes on of the mizo mid traumatized while listening to Takemichi's dark jokes,they regret bringing Takemichi with them.

All:poor them…

Wakasa:'This kid are unhinged'

Sanzu:'pft- is it ok to laugh'

After that,

TO BE CONTINUED




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