Marvel Imagines

Y/n being Y/n

• Non-Binary Y/n •

I sit in the main area with Natasha, Steve, Wanda and Thor. I slide a shoe onto my foot as my dad storms his way dow the stairs to where I am. I look over at him.

Tony glares at me annoyed, "Y/n. I checked.." He starts to say.

I look at him, "Dad, can I get a ride?" I ask him happily.

He looks at me, "No!" I look down at he yells at me. He then lowers his voice and continues, "I checked your browser history."

I look at him with a smile plastered across my face, "Okay, I was honestly trying to spell pianist and then all of a sudden that all just popped up and I did not know that was gonna happen!" I tell him trying not to laugh.

He glares at me, "I'm talking about these." He tells me.

I look at him confused, "What?" I mumble.

He starts his tangent, "How to hurt an old man?"

I look at him smiling as I look over at Steve who is shaking his head and smiling back, "That was a pretty good idea." I tell him.

"Is it illegal to hit an old man?" Tony continues from the page, annoyed with me.

I roll my eyes, "Turns out. Yes it is." I tell him sadly. The small group sat on the sofas trying not to laugh at my search history.

My father continues, "Are old men strong?"

I mumble,"Okay, that one wasn't clear."

"How much does a hitman cost?" My father  says to me as he watches the four sat down.

I roll my eyes again, "$10,000." I sit trying to tie my shoes.

"How to make $10,000 fast?" He says.

I look over to the group, who are trying not to laugh. "That one wasn't very clear." I say shrugging as I finally manage to try one of my shoes.

Tony continues, "How much is three nickels?"

I hold my hand it with three nickels in, "Not  that much!" I tell him as I hear Wanda chuckling.

"I just don't get it!" He yells at me, "Are teachers allowed to date students?"

Everyone looks at Natasha knowing I have a huge crush on her. I look down sadly, "They are not."

"What does consent me?" He looks at me fed up.

I shrug, "That one wasn't clear either."

"Is Natasha Romanoff single?" Tony death stares Natasha.

I smile guiltily as Thor cracks up making the others follow him.

"She is not."

"Who is Natasha Romamoff dating?" He shakes his head.

I start to snigger while fixing your other shoe, "Some bitch names Bruce." I mumble annoyed.

Tony continues, "Do you go to jail if you cheat on your boyfriend?"

I stand up, "You don't!" I say chirpily.

Tony's eyes widen, "Will a hitman take out two people?"

I smile, "Steve, Bruce!"

Tony huffs even more fed up with me, "Will I go to jail if I hire a hit man? This is ridiculous!"  He shake shis head.

I nod, "I will."

My father sounds angry, "Do you get to take showers  with other people in jail?"

I answer, "You do."

"What happens in the showers at jail?" He reads of the long list.

I shudder, "Wooooooahhhh." I make weird noises.

He rolls his eyes, "Things you go to jail for?"

I smile, "Robbing banks."

He adds, "What does robbery mean?"

You look surprised, surely he should know, "To steal suff?"

He shakes his head, "What is the closest bank to the Avengers complex?"

I grab a large bag, "Down the street."

He yells, "This is crazy. Where do you need a ride to?"

I smile, "NYC bank."

I finish then turn to the other who are crying laughing.

Tony walks away fed up.