Aul drawings and Gametoons stuff

POV: Crackship Rating 3

You didn't expect 3rd part coming out? Well here you go

1. MotherxPlayer 0/10
I'm just confused, how do you ship someone who has already children and a husband, with (probably teen, Player seems like one). Like seriosly, Mother is a grown up woman already and Player is much younger than she. I know in the 2nd episode Player didn't kill Mother for some reason and said "yeah, I don't think that I can do this" (may be a bit wrong because I don't remember exactly) but he might just get warm feelings of how caring she is or something like that. But my theory is that just Player has wery good relationship with his parents, so he might get some associations with that. (and remember, I'm not sending any hate to anyone who ships any of these ships that will be mentioned and rated here)

2. PlayerxMr.Cheese 0/10
At first I didn't know this exists but once I got one one-shot of that ship, so now I'm rating it. First of all, they both don't feel any attraction to each other. Second, Mr.Cheese has a bf, and his type Isn't someone like Player. And the same goes backwards.

3. VeteranxNoob 0/10
This one is a wery confusing ship. Like I know this is that enemy lovers ship or something, but it just went too far. And Veteran absolytely hates Noob, and would never even like her I'm sure (also because he's jealous of her game skills). And Noob wouldn't try to get a boyfriend whose best friend is her ex (I know that sounded weird but remember, this all is only my opinion). Also I'm sure that Veteran would simp more for Player

4. VeteranxGreaser 2/10
I'm giving this 2 points because it has some logic in it. Because yeah, Veteran did simp for Greaser I. But still It's uknown that does Veteran even simp for him anymore, because like 4th episode was his only appereance in the series (not counting the" the last crewmate" parody episode). Also Veteran still is more into Player, like he wouldn't change his best friend for anyone else.

5. PlayerxNo-visor 0/10
This one is even more confusing than the other ones. No-visor is the main villain of the aul lore, and you're shipping him with the main character/the one who needs to defeat him? I don't understand this kind of ships. How Player would feel anything like love towards a monster? And No-visor kills everyone and doesn't feel emotions. But Player was the chosen one to be the next No-visors vessel, but that Isn't a reason to ship them. (someone of you might disagree but this is again not hate, It's my personal opinion)

So I'm not sure what crackships to rate anymore, so comment some of them. Sorry that this one was a bit short, It's just that I have some things on summer vacations that will still make me busy. Also I'm saying about that "It's only my opinion, ship what you want I don't care" is still just for safety, because new people come to read this book and might feel offened. And I'm sure that those warnings annoy you guys, so I'm sorry. I'm trying to be careful (even though I think this part was the most 'harsh one' I don't know...
Cya! -Varkku 568 words