The Ultimate Outlaw

Niles Doesn't Do Technology

        Niles stares at the new door with confusion spread across his face. He could only assume it was a door as he could see something that vaguely resembled a door handle and the hinges. He stayed back a bit as Miu rushed forward and opened the door. His eye widened upon seeing all of the odd metal contraptions past the doorway, not knowing what a single thing was within the room. His eye darts to the blonde upon hearing her squeal with excitement before she rushed into the room.

"Oh hell fucking yes! Look at all of these babies! A computer lab~" Miu exclaims from within the room. "I know I'm going to be doing~ Fixing these up to make them sexy as hell~"

"Rantaro.... What the fuck is a computer lab..?" Niles asks in a whisper as he leans towards the green haired male.

"Well, it's a room that has a bunch of computers hooked into it but this one looks a bit different as it just seems like one massive computer with a bunch of screens and chairs..." Rantaro starts to explain. "Just think of it as a bigger and more powerful version of the MonoPad. That is technically a computer."

"...I fucking hate technology- It's so confusing," Niles groans out, rubbing his face.

"Wow Daddy~ You really are a dad! You can't even understand what a computer is~!" Kokichi says to Niles, giving him a shit eating grin that only widened when an arrow was suddenly pointed at his throat.

"Can it- You know damn well why I don't understand technology-" Niles hisses, narrowing his eye at the Supreme Leader. "And I'd rather you keep your mouth shut since she hasn't passed yet."

"Uuuuuggghhh fiiiiiinnnnnneee," Kokichi whines out before turning and sauntering into the new room to investigate and pester Miu as she nerdgasmed about the room. Maki had already slipped inside to take a peak around.

"Well, do you want to see what's inside or would you rather not since you hate technology~?" Rantaro asks teasingly as he hip bump Niles. The Outlaw scoffs a bit before returning the hip bump.

"We can go inside. Something tells me I'm going to have to learn how to use whatever abomination this is once Miu fixes it up," Niles responds before heading inside the room, Rantaro following him. "So what exactly are you planning with this room Miu?"

"So normal computers are like so last century, right? And this place fucking sucks, right? Well, with my genius, I'm going to turn this bad boy into a virtual reality machine~" Miu answers smugly.

"....What-" Niles asks, at a complete loss as to what Miu was saying.

"Yeah even I'm lost on that one," Rantaro says, eyebrows furrowing.

"Oh my god, you two need to catch up and stop being such old men!" Miu groans out at the two. "When I get this baby up and running, we'll be able to transport our minds to an alternate reality! It'll be inside the computer so a virtual reality as we'll still be able to interact with things as if they were in the real world!"

"Huh.... That's... interesting..." Rantaro says, impressed with the idea. Niles wrinkles his nose up a bit at the thought.

"Mmm... No thanks... But theoretically were I to do this... How exactly do you plan on transporting our minds?" Niles asks, arching an eyebrow as he crosses his arms over his chest.

"Well without getting into the technical details since it'll go over your non-genius heads, there will be a gateway over your eyes that connects you fuckers to the machine and will allow you to step through!" Miu explains.

"....Ah yes. Two eyes. Must be nice," Niles comments nonchalantly, causing Maki and Rantaro to snort.

"So question Daddy - do you have an eye underneath or is it just a hole?" Miu asks, getting a snort from Kokichi and a muffled one from Niles. Niles then glances around and just lifts up the eyepatch to reveal a gaping, but clean, hole with light scarring.