Frantic Fanfic: 30- HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT"S BATMAN

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TITLE: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT"S BATMAN

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: twilight, wet markiplier

WRITERS: nim, fire, tweek

RATED ALL AGES

Twillight was having a great day so far. it was sunny, but not hot, Spike was arrested for selling heroin last week and was n longer there to distrupt her. Overall, it was great. Though, she did need a helping hand, so she hired a guy. He was quite the moist one! His name was Markiplier, he was a tall, buff guy, and he was packing a horse himself alright (im sorry). She found him very attractive.

"Twilight! I set up the books like how you asked me! do you need anythign more?"

"No thanks!" - said Twilight - "that'll ne

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then twilight, suddenly revealed there true form batman!

HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT ITS BATAMN thought wet markiplier, who got wet in more ways than one,

he started sweating profuselly, get ur mind out of the gutters nerd

"IM BATMAN" batman said in a deep voice, and then started to fight crime, and Wet Markiplier watched on in awe, getting rock hard, and by that i mean not in the penis way, but he actually turned into a fucking rock. why. idk.

He then un-beacme a rock and breathed deeply and gulped, and said "Hey, wanna spen five nights in freddys?, only im Freddy"? and batman wa slike

"yes."

then ms frizzle rocked up, shrunk batman and went inside wet markipliers non-rock hard body, and started an education journey through the...

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fire why the fuck did you okay how do i even continue this

Wet Markiplier watched in awe at the scene laid out in front of him. Okay, well that just happened.

He pulled out his phone and decided to give his friend Applejack a call. "Hey Applejack did you see this shit on the news?"

"I absolutely did, hey have I ever introduced ya to my friend Rainbow Dash."

"No you haven't but she sounds like she goes really fucking fast."

"Here's her home address, you should go and meet her."

(this is a prequel)

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