# 6: THODI ACTING?? YE THODI JYADA ACTING HAI!!!

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Suddenly, some screaming sound comes downstairs. They both rush down. As they follow the voice, they see mama-maami beating habibi.

Shivi: (yells) mama ji.....

They try to go out but the doors of backyard are closed. It's a glass door.

Shivi: (screams) mamaji....nhi...

Ja: tu ruk beta....main iss chor ko dekhta hu......

Shivi: (banging the glass door) nhi nhi......

ha: (saving himself) aree hum chor nhi heinge.....

pr: (beating him broom) abbe jhute...

suddenly, habibi's wife comes from other side of wall.

Ha's wife: (worried) what's happening?...you okay baby?

Ja: ye kaun hai?

Ha: noor-e-najar zero figure...humari biwi heingi.....

Ja: (amazed) hein?....itni haseen teri biwi hai?....

Ha: (nodding) heingi

Ja: saale biwi bhi churata hai...(beats him with mop)

Shivi: mama ji...nhi...ruk jaaiye.....

Ha's wife: (worriedly) call the cops....call the cops....

Shivi: (yells) no no no....don't call the cops....

Sh: (banging the door) mama ji darwaza kyun band kiya.....kholo.....

Pr: aree beta....ye chor andar aa jata...isliye band kiya hai.....

shivi: (widening her eyes) chor....nhi...(shaking her head in no)....

Ja: aree chinta karo naahi.....iski toh...(raise mop to beat him)

Ha: (yells) cease fire...cease fire......khuda ke vaaste, rehem ke raaste rehem kariye.....

Ja: (confused) kyu

Ha: (indicating towards shivi) hum inke padosi heinge....

Ja&pr: (turns to shivi) padosi hai?

Shivi: (nodding) hn hn....padoshi, neighbour...(pointing habibi's house) samne wale ghr me.....

Ja: (turns to habibi) tu padoshi hai?

Ha: hn heinge...

Ja: phir bhi chori se ghusta hai....

Ha: *looks other side*

Ja: (keeping the mop aside) acha andar chal....chai peete hai....

Ha: (afraid) nhi nhi...

Pr: aa jaaiye na bhaisahab

Ja: (putting arm on his shoulder) aree chal nhi marunga......padosi hai tu.....ghuspettiya padosi...

Habibi turns to his wife and indicates her to also come. All go inside. Raavi-shiva looks each other and sighs. they also follow other's.

Ra: (wishpering) ye paskistani officer toh peeche pad gya hai......

Sh: (wishpering) kya kar sakte hai...par mama mami ne kya class lagai(chuckles)....

Ra: (sarcastic) hmm.....phir police humari class lagati.....

Sh: 🤭😜

Ra: *shakes her head on him*

Both goes to the dining hall following mama-mami.

Sitting in sofa, jagat applies the ointment on habibi's hand while he winces in pain.

Ha: (to jagat-prafulla) aap dono janab kaun heinge?

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