Michael Jackson Imagines (14)

He Ran Out Of Toilet Paper (Xscape era) 🤯

Michael was using the bathroom one day and I was currently making a shopping list to take with us.

"Babe! I need some toilet paper please".

The singer called out to me.

"Just a minute".

I replied back, and ran to the cupboard.

But when I looked inside, there was no more toilet paper!

"Oh my God"!

I hollered in shock.

"What? What's wrong"?

Michael asked as I ran through the house looking around desperately.

"We're out of toilet paper".

I explained, telling him that I already looked through all the other bathrooms and cupboards.

Michael put his hand on his forehead in annoyance.

"I'm not joking Michael, baby. But we have to go out and get some more".

I said to him.

"I know you're not. But I don't understand why we've been running out of toilet paper so much".

"Because of COVID-19. We're only allowed to buy one package of toilet paper so that everyone else can get their fair amount".

Michael then looked around for another way to take care of his business.

"You can use some paper towels. I'll go get some".

I walked away back towards the kitchen.

"Eew! That's very unsanitary"!

Michael called out.

"So is refusing to wipe your behind".

I said to him, and cracked opened the bathroom door, and gave it to him.

After that, I turned my back to him so he could have his own privacy.

Michael flushed the toilet, and then walked over to the sink to wash his hands.

Then, we both left to go shopping for what we needed.