An OP Ninja in this Wonderful World!

2. (Rewritten) You died, an embarassing death.

"Hello " - Talking
Think - Thoughts
[Ability!]  -  Skill/Jutsu Activation
Hello - Deep Voice / Menacing

HEY GUYS - Authors Note / 4th wall breaks

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3rd Person POV

On hot midday, Y/N our 'totally not' shut-in NEET goes out to buy some groceries. He lives on (C/N), a crowded city where all forms of life walks in to do their things.

Running out of tissu-- I mean, emergency foods, he decided to head out to the nearest grocery store at the far end of the town. Skimming through the endless hallways of necessities, he finished his shopping moment when he got all of his needs by double checking it through his list he got on his paper.

He goes to the cashier to pay for his groceries then he walks outside of the store carrying three LARGE bags of it. He thanked Mr. Lee as he turns to the quickest shortcut he'd always go after shopping.

But before he could move past the construction site, he winces as he forgot to buy some food for his dog.

"Oh goddammit, I forgot to buy some dog food for (D/N). What to do..." Y/N mutters, whether to head back to the store and waste more time or to continue his way back and just cook some improvised food for his dog.

"Y'know what? Fuck it." Y/N groans as he resumes his way home.

Unbeknownst to him, Death notices him. He hesitated at first to cross through the sidewalk where large metal beams are hanging above the scaffolding. He prepares himself and cautiously ran through the sidewalk and before he could get past through it, he heard a rope snapping from above.

"Oh."

He stops and froze upon seeing the metal pipes falling above him, two of it crushed him in an instant.

He immediately died just like that and sent to the shadow realm... Nah, he felt like he didn't died and felt his body is still intact, no blood on his hoodie and he realized that he is floating on a dark blank space.

One of the men that had seen the entire scenario pulls out his phone and calls somebody.

"Madam, I did what you asked me to do. He's dead."

-o-o-o-

Right, I died...

Crestfallen by this, Y/N sulks and thinks all of those rapid 20 seconds before he died.

An idiot like me died like a side-character from a Final Destination movie.

Shame Y/N, shame...

He then remembers something back home.

Oh no! My Naruto marathon!!

And my dog!!

GAH!! THE FREAKING RICE COOKER!!

He hysterically clutches his face and hair in frustration not long before he got bumped into someone.

"Ow! W-where am I?" The guy on a tracksuit said while looking at his surroundings. Then he stands and looks at me, raising equally his head. "Did you die too?" he asked.