22.1 Onee-san Shopkeeper

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"Hello " - Talking
' ' - Thoughts
FIRE STYLE! - Megumin chant, Skill/Jutsu Activation / Speaker Announcement
Hello - Deep Voice / Menacing
* * - actions

HEY GUYS - Authors Note / 4th wall breaks

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-THE NEXT DAY-


A cold breeze in the morning woke me up, I went outside the stables and saw Aqua working on a campfire, shivering while hugging herself. The wind blew harder making the fire dim and starts to die. This caused her to panic as I recognized what Aqua was in her hands, Kazuma's tracksuit, Kazuma, which also got beside me slapped Aqua at the back of her head. 


Kazuma: *slaps head* Hey, what are you doing? Stop screwing around! What do you think you're doing to my only memento of Japan?

Aqua: *rubs her head* I don't have any choice! There is still nothing else to burn!

Kazuma: Hand over that raiment of yours then!  It looks  it would burn better than my tracksuit! 

Aqua: Let go you Shut-in NEET! Warm me up! Warm me up more!


Y/N: 'Whoa phrasing Aqua, phrasing.' *sighs*

I walked passed them and faced the dying campfire, with my hand signs prepared.


FIRE STYLE: PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!

FIRE STYLE: PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!

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They looked back at me spewing fire at the campfire, making it alive again.


Aqua, Kazuma: Eh?

Y/N: There... Happy?

Kazuma: T-thank you Y/N!! You saved my tracksuit from the clutches from this useless goddess!!

Aqua: E-eh? I'm not useless! Look at this!


She pointed at the campfire and activated her spell.


Y/N: Wait, Aqua no!!!

Aqua:  CREATE WATER!


She released a shot of water on the campfire making the fire perish.


Y/N: Y-you you... Fine then Aqua, Kazuma, let her suffer in this cold weather. I'm going back to the guild, Bye now. *shunshined*

Kazuma: Y/N wait- He's gone... You idiot goddess! He helped us on that fire and you destroyed it!

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