Mary:"Zeus has not been answering his phone call"
Tiggar:"i'll call him"
Blood:"tiggar! All of us have been trying to call him for the past thirty minute, why would you think-"
Tiggar:"hello?"
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Zeus:"change is... Inedible"Tiggar:"you mean 'inevitable'?"
Zeus:*vomits out coin*"no"
Tiggar:"...... ZEUS WHAT DID YOU-"
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Dante:"how long are you going to stand here and watch him"Tiggar:"just..... give him a minute"
Zeus:*trying to push a door that clearly say pull*
Tiggar:"he'll either figure it out eventually... Or break it"
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Lancelot:"inquiry, what the hell is wrong with you?"Dante:"oh i have this weird thing going on where i have extremely low self-esteem but still think i'm better than everyone else"
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Dante:*waking up Vaid at 3AM*"Vaid what does coffee taste like?"Vaid:*not even opening his eyes*"not as good as they smell"
Dante:"oh just like shampoo"
Vaid:*wide awake*"wait... WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST LIKE SHAMPOO'?!"
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote
HumorSince no one make incorrect quote with watch car and monkart so i just make it and this will mainly about the watch car and monkart them self rather than the person since no one make a story about them Also Zeus from the black shadow is in the good...