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Mary:"Zeus has not been answering his phone call"

Tiggar:"i'll call him"

Blood:"tiggar! All of us have been trying to call him for the past thirty minute, why would you think-"

Tiggar:"hello?"
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Zeus:"change is... Inedible"

Tiggar:"you mean 'inevitable'?"

Zeus:*vomits out coin*"no"

Tiggar:"...... ZEUS WHAT DID YOU-"
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Dante:"how long are you going to stand here and watch him"

Tiggar:"just..... give him a minute"

Zeus:*trying to push a door that clearly say pull*

Tiggar:"he'll either figure it out eventually... Or break it"
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Lancelot:"inquiry, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Dante:"oh i have this weird thing going on where i have extremely low self-esteem but still think i'm better than everyone else"
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Dante:*waking up Vaid at 3AM*"Vaid what does coffee taste like?"

Vaid:*not even opening his eyes*"not as good as they smell"

Dante:"oh just like shampoo"

Vaid:*wide awake*"wait... WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST LIKE SHAMPOO'?!"

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