watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]

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Rarrken:"you kill people for money?!"

Kiki(Oc):"i can explain!"

Rarrken:"all this time i've been doing it for free like a chump"
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Schmidt:"you have three dog and someone takes away two of them how many do you have now?"

Tiger:"three"

Schmidt:"no, ok you have three dog and someone forcibly takes away two of them how many do you have now?"

Tiger:"three and a dead body"
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Moncha:"Onion rings are vegetable donuts"

Peynet, used to Moncha being dumb: "Sure..."

Moncha: "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed"

Peynet: "Okay?"

Moncha: "Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake"

Peynet:"..."

Moncha: "Lobster are mermaid scorpion"

Peynet: "that one is a little-"

Draka, interested: "No, no, Moncha, keep going"
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Leah:"Oops! You've just killed someone! What is the most creative way to hide the body?"

Heidi:"Ever since I was a kid, I always thought that if I had to hide a body, it would be smart to keep it somewhere temporary, then leave an anonymous tip to the police about it being buried in a certain place. They will then dig that place up, realize it's not there and move on, then I'd bury the body in that place. The freshly-dug soil won't be suspicious and the police wouldn't look there because they already have"

Aaron:"It scares me that this girl started her dead-body-hiding scheme with 'Ever since I was a kid...'"
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Zeus:"blood?"

Blood, while staring at Zeus through a fork:"yes?"

Zeus:"why are you looking at me through a fork?"

Blood:"i'm pretending that you are in jail"

Zeus:"why?"

Blood:"it's spiritually healing"