Xiaolong:"so, we hang a mistletoe, but here's the catch, the people underneath it have to fight"
Rarrken:"we are not doing that"
Draka:*smiling*"mistlefoe"
Rarrken:"DON'T-"
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Exca:"dear Santa, i've been good this year"
Exca:".....most of the year"
Exca:".....once in a while"
Exca:"ah fuck it, i'm just gonna buy my own stuff
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Bluewill:"i watched the swarm of butterfly flying around and thought 'wow butterflies are so easily entertained' then i realised i did nothing but watching butterfly flap their wing for 53 minute"
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Otto(Oc):"i trust Zeus"
Bluewill:"you actually believe he knows what he's doing?!"
Otto(Oc):"now Bluewill, what did i say that made you believe i would go that far"
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Bluewill:*running into the room*"guys the floor is lava!"
Bluewill, Poti, Sona:*jumps on the table screaming*
Avan:"oh nooo"*slowly laying down on the floor*
Bluewill:"Avan! the floor is lava! get on the table!"
Avan:"i would... but- the lava... it's too much"
Bluewill:*sobbing*"WE CAN'T LOSE YOU LIKE THIS!"
Avan:"i'm sorry but it's my time to go..."
Bluewill, Poti, Sona:"NOOOOO"
Blood:*walking in*"hey, what's with the racket-"
Blood:"...."
Blood:*inhale*"can you guys be normal for FIVE MINUTE?!"
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...
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