Tiger, singing while going through his jacket:"someone Made my best friend cry doo da doo da"
Tiger, pulling out an ak-47:"that someone is gonna die, in a painful way~"
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Tiger:"this is a stress toy every time you feel the urge to cause chaos just squeeze"
Exca:*squeeze the toy until it's explode*
Tiger:"...."
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Jackie:"Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my training?"
Herac:"Do it or you're straight"
Jackie:"I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!"
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Jackie:"dark humor is like a child with cancer"
Bei:"why?"
Jackie:"cus it never gets old"
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Bei:"Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?"
Jackie:"Fake?"
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...
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