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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Vettel:"So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know"

Everyone:"...."

Sena:"...I did. I broke it"

Vettel:"No, No you didn't, Kuby?"

Kuby:"Don't look at me. Look at Jin"

Jinhayst:"What?! I didn't break it"

Kuby:"Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"

Jinhayst:"Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken"

Kuby:"Suspicious.."

Jinhayst:"No, it's not!"

Robin:"If it matters, probably not, but Laura was the last one to use it"

Laura:"Liar! I don't even drink that crap!"

Robin:"Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

Laura:"I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Michael!"

Sena:"Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vettel"

Vettel:"No! Who broke it!?"

Everyone:"...."

Kuby:"Vettel... Michael's been awfully quiet"

Michael:"rEALLY?!"

*Everyone starts arguing*

Vettel, being interviewed:"I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it"

Vettel:"I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick"

Vettel:*looking back at the chaos behind him*

Vettel:"Good. It was getting a little chummy around here"
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Draka:"We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Moncha will and will not eat"

Peynet:"Grass? Yes!"

Draka:"Moss? Yes!!"

Peynet:"Leaves? Ohh, yes!"

Draka:"Shoelaces? Strange but true!"

Peynet:"Worms? Sometimes!"

Draka:"Rocks? Usually nah"

Peynet:"Twigs? Usually!"

Draka:"Jin's cooking? Inconclusive!"

Chicki:"How did you… test this?"
Draka:"You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it"

Chicki:"...I don’t know how to feel about this"

Leo:"IS THAT WHERE ALL THE SPARE SHOELACES WENT?"
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Vettel:"do you wanna know why i always drink so much coffee?"

Vettel:"it's because murder is wrong"
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Blood:"Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?"

Exca: *crouches down*

Dante: *kneels down*

Tiger: *sits on the floor*

Blood:"...."

Blood:"I hate all of you"
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Mawar(Oc):"what is wrong with you?!"

Zeus:"wow, you could start with good morning"

Mawar(Oc):"good morning"

Mawar(Oc):"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

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