*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Vettel:"So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know"
Everyone:"...."
Sena:"...I did. I broke it"
Vettel:"No, No you didn't, Kuby?"
Kuby:"Don't look at me. Look at Jin"
Jinhayst:"What?! I didn't break it"
Kuby:"Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"
Jinhayst:"Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken"
Kuby:"Suspicious.."
Jinhayst:"No, it's not!"
Robin:"If it matters, probably not, but Laura was the last one to use it"
Laura:"Liar! I don't even drink that crap!"
Robin:"Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"
Laura:"I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Michael!"
Sena:"Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vettel"
Vettel:"No! Who broke it!?"
Everyone:"...."
Kuby:"Vettel... Michael's been awfully quiet"
Michael:"rEALLY?!"
*Everyone starts arguing*
Vettel, being interviewed:"I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it"
Vettel:"I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick"
Vettel:*looking back at the chaos behind him*
Vettel:"Good. It was getting a little chummy around here"
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Draka:"We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Moncha will and will not eat"
Peynet:"Grass? Yes!"
Draka:"Moss? Yes!!"
Peynet:"Leaves? Ohh, yes!"
Draka:"Shoelaces? Strange but true!"
Peynet:"Worms? Sometimes!"
Draka:"Rocks? Usually nah"
Peynet:"Twigs? Usually!"
Draka:"Jin's cooking? Inconclusive!"
Chicki:"How did you… test this?"
Draka:"You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it"
Chicki:"...I don’t know how to feel about this"
Leo:"IS THAT WHERE ALL THE SPARE SHOELACES WENT?"
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Vettel:"do you wanna know why i always drink so much coffee?"
Vettel:"it's because murder is wrong"
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Blood:"Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?"
Exca: *crouches down*
Dante: *kneels down*
Tiger: *sits on the floor*
Blood:"...."
Blood:"I hate all of you"
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Mawar(Oc):"what is wrong with you?!"
Zeus:"wow, you could start with good morning"
Mawar(Oc):"good morning"
Mawar(Oc):"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...
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