Vaid:"kai i swear if you don't go to bed right now and get some sleep, i am personally going to strangle you until you pass out from oxygen deprivation"
Kai, who hasn't slept for a week:"but i've been sleeping?"
Vaid:"BLINKING IS NOT SLEEPING!"
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Kai:*eat's a sleeping pill*
Kai:*drink coffee immediately afterward*
Blood:"Kai what are you doing-"
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Vaid:"Kai truth or dare?"
Kai:"truth"
Vaid:"is it true that you pull 5 all-nighter just to work?"
Kai:"dare..."
Vaid:"drop everything and go to bed right now"
Kai:"i don't like this game anymore"
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Xiaolong:"hey what's the word for a mix of angry and sad?"
Rarrken:"malcontented, disgruntled, misrable, desolated"
Draka:"smad"
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Mawar(Oc):*after the 17th prank call*"they don't seem to end"
Zeus:"don't worry i can take over"
*Phone ring*
Zeus:"thank you for calling Simon's crusty pizza and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may i help you today?"
Mawar(Oc):*genuine concern*
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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...
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