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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]

Humor

Rewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...

#comedy #fanfic #incorrectquote #monkart #random #watchcar

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by Caylakalysha

by Caylakalysha

Exca:"i'll add on to your 'a' to make 'at'!"

Tiger:"and i'll add on to your 'at' to make 'rat'!"

Blood:"i add on to your 'rat' to make..."

Bluewill:"oh no..."

Avan:"what?"

Blood"...biostratigraph"

Exca:"I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!"
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Bibi:"what does Dante mean to you?"

Vaid:"he's pretty much the only reason i wake up in the morning"

Bibi:"aw that's so sweet"

*Flashback to this morning*

Dante:*repeatedly jumping on Vaid*"Vaaaid! I need you to wake up and make me foood! I'm starving to death!"

Vaid:"Dante, YOU DON'T EVEN EAT WHAT I COOK-"
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Zeus:"here's a nice, hot cup of tea"

Otto(Oc):"it's cold"

Zeus:"a nice cup of tea"

Otto(Oc):"to be brutally honest with you, it's horrible"

Zeus:"cup of tea"

Otto(Oc):*peering into the cup*"...is this even tea?"

Zeus:"c u p"
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Blood: "I have a problem"

Dante: "Kill it"

Blood: "Can you chill for like, two seconds?"
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Evelyn(Oc): "Is something burning?"

Irene, leaning seductively on the counter: "Just my love for you"

Evelyn(Oc): "Irene, the toaster is literally on fire"