Me:okay so Philip...
Philip:Yah?
Me:I'm gonna get the Female version of you...
Philip:....No-
Philia:H-hello...
Philip:She is a fucking idiot how can I be fine?!
Philia:What's a 'fucking idiot'?
Philip:😭😭
Philip:who the fuck made this AU of me putangina mo po🙂....
Philia:What's 'putangina'?
Philip:Can you shut it😭...Even kids in my country knows the meaning of it😭😭
Philip:I'mma beat this bitch up🙃
Me:Philip-
Philip:If you gon say no I'mma still do it..
Me:Who said I'm gonna say no? Philip Yes!!😆
Me:Slay it Queen!!😆
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'The world against us'
New Zealand:I love you...
Philippines:I love you too 😄
Their lovey dovey in tuxedo while...their background is....buildings that are demolished...gun shoots...bombs...and~...a war🙂.... This is the literal the world is against us🙃
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Philippines:Putangina mo bitch manga-agaw ka~
Philia:What does that mean?
Philippines:Sariling boyfriends ko inaangkin mo na😤
Philia:The other countries don't they have a crush on me?
Philippines:Puta mo! Ano bang kasalanan ko?🙃
Philia:What do you mean?
Philippines:Pokeng ina ginawa mo saken ito...
The Sunshine Harem:*shocked to see philip curse but goes on with the flow* *the others cheering for philip*
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Malaysia:Why isn't Philip going?!
Singapore:Maybe because there's Coronavirus you motherfucker!😡
Indonesia:It's all because of you Ching Chong eating some exotic shits!
China:Bitch says the one who eats exotic food too!
Brunei:Let's all Calm down🙃
Thailand:Philip it's you!
*Philip just ignore them and go to his seat*
Indonesia:Did we do something wrong?!
All of them:We're sorry!
Philip:uh ip ish eding hut it! (My lips are bleeding shut it!)
Laos:I think he said 'My lips are bleeding shut it!'
Philip:Yes! 😭
Taiwan:You can just put Vaseline or Petroleum jelly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Japan:Can we see?
*Philip then took of his mask and...it was true it's bleeding...*
South Korea:That will hurt like shit if
you eat something sour😨
North Korea:Wait a minute *stands up and runs and gets back seconds later* here *gives Philip a Vaseline and a Petroleum jelly*
Philip:*grabs a paper and writes* 'Thank you North :D'
All of them except north: *jelous rn*
(Jokes on you my last name is Chong with I because the nurse had a typo and I'm pure Filipino😃 with Spanish ancestors, American ancestor and 1/4 Chinese blood🙃...Yeah..and I'm...Pure Filipino😃)
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Philip:*Plays despacito in front of the Spanish country's*
Spain*Is nervous to tell Philip the translation*
Mexico:Spain didn't you teach him Spanish?! *whisper yell*
Spain:Yes I did!
Mexico:Then why isn't he bothered with the song like us?!
Spain:That's just a...Joke...That I teached him Spanish😅
Mexico:Bitch-
Chile:Should I tell him?-
Spain:No- where the fuck are you going Venezuela?!
Venezuela:Gonna tell him the translation- *gets hit with a tsinelas*
the fuck?!
Mexico:Don't you fucking dare bitch 🙂
Venezuela:Try me bitch*gets a walis tambo*
And they all get in a fight
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June 24 2022
Laos:Why is Phil like that?*whispering*
Cambodia:Idk¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thailand:His just looking his phone...
Malaysia:Maybe he is texting someone?
Singapore:Bitch don't give me a reason to have 0 chance with Philipಠ_ಠ
Malaysia:It's just a guess!
Brunei:Hey is everyone awake?
Myanmar:✋
Laos:✋
Cambodia:✋
Singapore:✋
Thailand:✋
Vietnam:✋
Malaysia:✋
Indonesia:✋
Brunei:So the only one who didn't raised a hand is Philip...
Myanmar:Let's just sleep...
(Eventually 3:00 am rn and everyone is asleep except Philip)
Philip:*gets out and goes to the terrace and gets his phone*
Vietnam:*Wakes up and sees Philip sneaking outside so he decided to follow Philip*
Singapore:'I can't sleep...uhh😑' *goes to the terrace too* 'Philip...?' *goes to him*
Philip:Singapore...?...And....Vietnam..?
Vietnam:What are you doing Philip?
Philip:You don't know?
Singapore:huh?
Philip:look *points at the sky* it's the planet alignment isn't it so beautiful 😊
Singapore:It is...'But not as beautiful as you'
Vietnam:Yeah...'But not as beautiful as you'
Philip:Let's go wake up the others to see this😄
*the others eventually are awake just there standing looking* (Philip called them to see the beautiful planet alignment and yes they all took pictures of it and selfie of them or should I say The ASEAN country's)
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June 27 2022
Philippines: 'It's gonna have a meteor shower later but...the weather's bad...🙁 I wish I could see it....'
Russia:What's wrong sunshine?...
Philippines:It's nothing😅...
France:You're deep in thoughts are you sure nothing's wrong L'amour??
Philippines:Mhm😊
<Night time>
Philippines:*Slaps himself to wake up that shocked that others*
Italy:Philip are you sure nothing's wrong?!
Philippines:Yep👌 nothing's wrong😄
'(°o°:)ᴼʰ it's 8:10 now better hurry'
I'll go out for a while😁
EU countries:Okay be careful!....*After Philip's gone* should we follow him?
Philippines:It's so cloudy here....how can I see it?...maybe next year.....
EU countries:What does he mean?/don't ask me!/look it up on google bitch!/Okay!🙄/Meteor...Shower..?...
Portugal:There's a Meteor Shower?!
How the fuck didn't I know?!
Ireland:Ask that to yourself!
Philippines:Huh? Guys you're here?
Estonia:Uhh..you know waiting for the Meteor Shower...😅
Philippines:The weather's bad... Let's just go inside...
EU countries:Don't worry Philip there's still next year!
Philippines:(ˊ˘ˋ*)
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The End of this Shit
Questions for you:
How old are y'all?
Do you have strict parents?
Are you a red flag or a green flag?
What is your gender?
Are you part of the LGBTQ+? What part are you then?
Where are you from?
Did you see the planet alignments and the meteor shower?
(I'll say all my answers on those questions once I get answers...I know some are personal...If you don't want to answer it don't and I won't answer it too)
(Since someone answered I'll answer it too😊)
1. Soon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ
2. Yes I do but sometimes they're not
3. Both but mostly a red flag
4. .....Guess....
5. Yes, I'm aromantic and asexual
6. Philippines!😄
7:Yes I have seen the planet alignments but I didn't got a chance to take pictures of it, I didn't see the meteor shower because it rained all night....I'm an introvert and we have a terrace so yeah😊
