Random Shit

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Okay so- if you like Y/n x country humans or Philia x country humans...
This chapter ain't for you🙂

Philippines:Why am I here again Author?
Me:You'll meet someone.
Philippines:I'll meet that idiot again?!
Me:Not only her there's one more.
Philippines:Why?!
Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Philia:W-why am I here?
Y/n:???

Philippines:NAAUUUR!!

Philia:You again bitch?😐
Y/n:Who are you?

Philippines:Did you just-

Philia:What do you mean?😊

Philippines:I fucking heard you said bitch to me you Two Faced bitch and you!😡

Y/n:Me?☺

Philippines:Who else bitch?! The ghost next to you?! 😡

Y/n:I heard the Author said you're more beautiful than me but I can't see it😒

Philippines:Hmm....This knife is beautiful isn't it?😇

Philia:W-what are you d-doing with that?!
Y/n:You're Two Faced too!

Philippines:Ha! You admitted it!

Y/n:I didn't!

Philippines:Yes you did bitch!

*they started fighting with Philip threatening them with the knife*

Me:Should I join in? *sips coffee*

*Philia speak in Spanish and Y/n is speaking in English while Philip is speaking in Filipino*

Me:(°O°:)ᴼʰ Let me just- *joins Philip*
hässliche verdammte Schlampe! (Ugly motherfucking bitch!)

Y/n:Wait- What language are you speaking?😑

Me:Es ist eine deutsche Hündin! (It's German bitch!)

Philip:Putangina mo! *Slaps Philia*

Philia:¡Cómo te atreves! (How dare you!) *Slaps back*

*And yes the fight got more heated*

Delivery Boy:Pizza Delivery!

Philia and Y/n:SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Delivery Boy: I don't get paid enough for this ಠ_ಠ

Me:*Pays the pizza* Okay continue.
*eats pizza* Do you want some Philip?
Philippines:Later.

*Then they start again*

Me:You two *points at Philia and Y/n*

Philia:Why the fuck would I?
Y/n:We're not dumb.🙄

Me:I'm the boss here bitch you do what I say.

Philia:And why?
Y/n:Who said that?

Me:The author bitch. *throws them in the trash can*

Me:(°O°:)ᴼʰ,  sorry for my impoliteness🤭

Philippines: