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Me:Ayo it's me you author😎
Germany:Just get into the point why did you call us here?
Me:Rude but...Philip I have a-...wait- Is it a bad news or a good news?...Whatever I have a news for you!
Philippines:What is it?
Me:You have a son!
Philippines:What?!
Me:You're son is...Nazi Germany!
Nazi Germany:Wait then that means....
Me:You're thoughts are right!
Philippines:How?!
Nazi Germany:Noooo! Fuck No!
Germany:What the fuck?!
.........
*Then suddenly Reichtangle out of nowhere is now infront of them*
Reichtangle:Why are you all looking at me like that?.....
Nazi Germany:You mf!
Reichtangle:What-
Me:You did 'it' with Philip didn't you?
Reichtangle:I didn't!...but i would be glad too😏...
Philippines:What do you mean?
Nazi Germany:I'll kill you bitch!*gets a gun*
Germany:*Already chasing Reichtangle with a knife*
.........
Philippine:Um...Is he going to be okay😧
Me:Of course he is! Btw...Philip that was just a lie....
Philippines:.....Are we gonna save him?
Me:Nah...This is good😆

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