Author's POV
After that chaos-
It's now morning, they were very tired of what happened, and someone just has to interfere their rest🙃..."HEY SWITZERLAND!!" "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED?!😡" Switzerland shouted opening the door to see Japan "WE HAVE A MEETING!!" "CAN YOU STOP SHOUTING?!" "Oh- ok..." "Why the fuck do we have a meeting right now?!" "Idk¯\_(ツ)_/¯" ".....Get out." "But- We have a meeting!" "I don't fucking care, Just.Get.the.fuck.out." Switzerland said pointing at the door "We have a meeting." Germany said out of nowhere in front of the door "How the fuck?" Switzerland look at Germany with 'when the fuck did you get here?' face "You didn't even invite me on your trip ಥ_ಥ" Japan said "How did you know?-" "Secret✨" Germany said while Switzerland look at him in such a judging way...
The three got out of the dorm...while the other four are on the sofa looking dead...
"AYO!!" "SHUT UP AMERICA!" Ireland shouted at the American who kicked the door open with other mad countries at his back glaring at America with eye bags, "WE HAVE A SCHOOL ROLE PLAY!!" "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN MF!" "And it's the red riding hood btw-" "What the fuck am I gonna do with that?" "You'll be the grandma-" "No Fuck no-" "Yes-" "No." "Yes." ASEAN said out of nowhere and Switzerland looked at ASEAN with a 'The fuck?-' face...
Time skip (cuz I'm lazy-)
Author:Once upon a time there was a little girl named red riding hood-
Philippines:But I'm a boy-
Author:It's part of the story.
Philippines:Oh, okay-
Author:And she had a sweet grandmother named Maylin, and she called her.
America:*Phone sound effects* 'Why the fuck did I got these job? ಠ_ಠ'
Switzerland:Hello?
Philippines:Grandma I got your cookies!
Switzerland:Good good..
Nigeria:Why am I a tree? ಥ_ಥ
Norway:Shut up at least you're not a motherfucking bush! I have to fucking squat and my legs hurts like shit now😭....
Estonia:I don't know if I should laugh or cry-
Norway:Bitch you are lucky that you're a villager!
Estonia:I have to fucking stand since the very first shit of the story smile and look like I'm talking to him! *Points at Lebanon*
Lebanon:Don't get me into trouble mf...*glares at Estonia*
Author:Little did Grandma know there was a big bad wolf-
Belgium:*ugly wolf noises*
Author:AYE AYE STOP IT! *throws a plastic bottle at Belgium*
Belgium:Why did I have this job?! ಥ_ಥ
Author:AYE! DON'T START THAT CRYING!
Belgium:*Shuts up*
Author:Anyways- Little red riding hood arrived at granma's house-
Philippines:ROOM SERVICE!
Author:AYE! SAY YO LINE! SAY YOUR LINE!
Philippines:Pft- Okay okay! I'm playing! I'm playing! Grandma!-
Belgium:*Screams*
Author:WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Belgium:SHE KILLING ME!
Switzerland:THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS PUTTING HIS ASS ON ME!
Philippines:GET EM GRANDMA! GET EM!
Author:DON'T PISS THAT OLD LADY!
Philippines:*Cheers for Ireland*
*Belgium and Switzerland started fighting*
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I guess I'm making this a crack story! 😆
