Once we all become settled in the car Michelle drives to the nearest Little Caesar's due to everyone,including myself, complaining for food. We go through the drive through and Michelle gets two large pepperoni pizzas along with drinks for everybody.
We make our way to our destination by now the sun is begging to set. Man! We were in Walmart for a while.
"Hey Michelle, where are we going?" Clint asked from the back. Michelle just continued to stare at the road without giving them any indication as to where we were going.
"Colton, do you know?" Satilla then asked from right behind me, her mouth right beside my head. God does this girl know how bad she affects me.
"Ugh yeah, we're making a surprise visit to Perry's," I replied to them.
"Why!?!?!" They all asked in unison clearly shocked by my answer.
"I don't know if you know this, but we don't exactly like him nor does he like us," Madi spoke.
"Guys,calm down we just need to take care of a few things at his house." Michelle answered.
"Keep talking," Christopher said.
"Look in the back and get me the bag with two cartons of eggs, two knives, and the beanie." Michelle told them. I heard shuffling and then Christopher has the bag.
"I am going to guess this to be yours," he said handing me my beanie, "I think these are probably yours also." he said giving us the knives.
"Okay,Christopher get those eggs and give everybody four eggs a piece." Michelle told him.
"Oh I think I have an idea of what's happening!" Satilla said while giggling.
"Alright guys, when we get there make sure nobody is outside. Then, we need to take down the one thing that is precious to him," an evil grin began to show on her face, "His car. So just take and smash a couple eggs on his oh so precious interior his car should be unlocked because he's an idiot and if it isn't pick it, Clint I know you specialize in that task. then hit his car a couple times while me and Colt here take car of his tires." Michelle said, telling them the plan.
"What are we gonna do if he comes outside." Madi spoke up.
"Well either way he's gonna come out because I am going to render him unable to have kids."Michelle told them already having thought about that. "Alright we're here."
I slip on my beanie and clip my knife to my belt and say to myself karma's a female dog, Perry, I hope you can handle it.~~~~~~~~~
Hi guys, sorry it's been a while and sorry it's short. I saw this picture on IFunny and I really loved it because as you all know we can't change our mistakes because what's done is done. Have a blessed week. Thank you all for reading!!!!!!
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