Moncha:"alright, so peynet ask me to test some beauty product starting with this hair spray"
Moncha:*spray it into his mouth*
Moncha:"now right off the bat i can tell you that this isn't good"
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Bluewill:"i care about all of my friend equally"Avan:"the other and i were attacked while you were away"
Bluewill:"is Sona ok?!"
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Otto(Oc):"why are you covered in blood?"Zeus:"i aggressively poke someone with a knife"
Otto(Oc):"so you stab someone?"
Zeus:"no, i aggressively poke someone with a knife"
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Kidnapper:"i have your friend who look like a witch"Kai:"a friend who look like a witch- oh no. DON'T KILL HIM!!"
Kidnapper:"i won't, as long as you do exactly as i say-"
Kai:"no i'm not talking to you, MELANIE DON'T KILL HIM!!"
Kidnapper:"wait what-"
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*Draka, Leo, rarrken, and moncha are surrounded by some monster*Leo:"what do we do?!"
Draka:"the right way, the wrong way, and the moncha way"
Rarrken:"isn't that the wrong way?"
Draka:*facepalming as moncha curled up into a ball and hitting each of the monster*"yes but faster

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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...