Welp.
We managed to kill the government.
As soon as we got to the first class the teacher explained that our number one rule, was to hate the government. No matter what.
I guess that was a pretty easy rule, I never liked the idea of people telling me what to do anyways.
After we managed to kill the government, the teacher, Mr. Cox, had us do Icebreakers.
There is 7 people in class so that went pretty quickly.
The first person to introduce themselves was Mae.
She instantly started asking people if they were gonna eat the thing in front of them, then proceeded to eat it without letting them respond.
Someone really needs to tell her that it defeats the point in asking. Oh well. I'm not gonna do it.
Then Triston went, he just punched people, or at least thats all my dumb ass can remember from his introduction. I was thinking about eggs when he was talking so I was obviously pretty occupied.
After that was Alex.
He never spoke, just proceeded to twerk on Triston when Mr. Cox asked him about his hobbies.
Then James and Jax went, they were twins and they HATED it when
Mr. Cox got them confused. They even tried to fight him!
But despite both of them having a god complex as large as the dick of Apollo himself, they had arm's built like the a chickens pinky toe, so Mr. Cox kicked their ass's.
Then I went, I told them my name and then winked at the hottie going next. Like seriously, what a beautiful ass!!
Then The hottie, whose name is Mia, Introduced herself. She started to flirt back with me for the rest of the day and when I tell you, *Audible sigh of amazement*, I think I'm in love.
But anywho, I think it was an over all good day.
Can't wait to see what happens in next week's class :))))
Toodles Noodles ♡♡♡
-Tobi
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