I am going to implode.
I have officially been attending Hippie 101 for 8 days and It is getting closer to graduation day.
Ďăý ¹⁰.
On Ďăý ¹⁰, the day will be filled with utter and pure chaos, so much chaos that on our school calendar, where its supposed to say what we are doing it simply says " :) ".
On today's agenda, Mr.Cox says we are going to be, "Practicing for the big day." And we are heading to a cherry blossom garden to "relax our minds" and "set our mind sets ".
With the group loaded onto the large twinky shaped bus-
t h a t h a s a f a c e,
We took off to the cherry blossom meadow, named "Cherry's Cherryblossms and flasherey"
Being unloaded into this place was truly an amazing experience, Chaos or not, this place held the beauty of every crystal blue creek and ever baby pink cherry blossom in all of hell.
Despite the questionable rumors that hell is only filled with fire and shame, it's only like that on the 10th level of hell, where we send the worst of the worst; like Pedos and Andrew Tate.
But this lavish Grove is on the 1st floor. I- have never been. While everyone else was born on earth and taken to hell to prepare themselves for Hippie 101, I was actually born in hell. My father, Lokie, raised me on the 4th floor as a single dad and I stayed there for most of my life. When I first arrived at Hippie 10q on the 3rd floor, I thought that was the most beautiful place I had ever seen, but boy was I wrong.
The large meadow has rows apon rows of hundreds of different kinds of cherry blossoms. In the distance there was a large Grey mountain with 4 sharp points at the very top.
There are long creeks flowing al the way down the mountain that weeve through the trunks of the trees. Pink flowers littered themselves everywhere, on the grass, on the large Grey stones that managed to make their way down the mountain, and if you looked closely you can find small pink pedals flowing down the creek.
The group of us stared in amazement.
C l e a r l y there wasn't anything this pretty on earth.
Triston manged to break our circle of gawking by yelling and excitedly sprinting down the hill we parked on.
That caused us to snap out of things and start running with him.
When I tell you that we sprinted, I mean it. Jamie even ran so fast that he ran into a tree! :D
We spent most of the day frolicking through the creeks and trees.
Mia hit it up with a trole named Zack and managed to convince Mr. Cox to let her keep him.
Jamie brought his kids and the wifey and they spent the day bonding in the caves under the mountain.
Jax got drunk and passed out after Mae convinced him that he was a lesbian.
And Triston and I spent the day finding out why the place was called "Cherry's Meadow AND Flashery".
Turns out, the Cherry chick that owns the place runs a stripper joint on the top of the mountain!
We spent the day watching strippers do their thing.
And let's just say- I definitely saw ALL KINDS of cherrys that day.
Anyways this was fun,
Hope to do it again soon,
Toodles Noodles,
-Tobi
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