Update: I'm still alive :D
The detention wasn't to bad, I'm pretty sure I got high half way through and scared the Dickens out of the demon in charge of it all.
Mia didn't want to leave by the end of it, so I had to take her home.
I never would have guessed that she would enjoy it THAT much but it was kinda hot so I didn't mind.
James and the Jabbawockeez found some interesting information about the babies.
Key word: Babies.
They were having Nontuplets. Translation: 9 CHILDREN.
I now understand why he said HE would be doing the milk runs.I would want to be the one doing milk runs too.
On top of that the Jabbawockeez says that they are all girls.
I have no clue on how that is even possible, but who am I kidding, the Jabbawockeez is a pregnant male dragon.
That in its self is absolutely flabbergasting.
In class today we threw a baby shower for the little goblins and James didn't look like he was ready to be a dad.
He kept looking at the little cake with 9 tiny cake toppers like he wanted to knock the son of a bitch In the face.
I saw Triston at the party, he was hiding in the corner of the room eating a pickle so I guess that answers the question of what he did with the pickle from yesterday.
Alex ended up walking around naked and drunk towards the end of the party, he had brought plenty of alcohol in hopes to attract a mate for next spring.
Mae had brought a gun in, wearing only cardigan and socks that had Marijuana leaves on them.
She kept saying that God was coming for her but I was just confused on how she managed to upset papa roach.
How do you upset the friendliest man to ever exist.
Mia and I ended up hooking up again in the up stairs hook up room.
At this point we can't even call it hooking up.
Oh well, I guess we can address it tomorrow :)
Anyway, today was fun, hope to do it again soon,
Toodles Noodles,
-Tobi
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