If you ever have a tall homeless man walk up to you wearing Nothing but a pair of Whity-tiddy's and a sock, DO NOT FEED HIM.
I speak from experience, Trust me.
On the other hand, you CAN give him something to drink.
Anyway, the Jabbawockeez gave birth!
9 healthy baby half-dragons popped out, all girls but one unexpected boy.
The after math of it all went surprisingly smooth, but the surgery itself?
Well let's just say, the memory probably won't be going in a scrapbook.
To give you a little more detail, I'm going to try giving the Pov. of the Jabbawockeez during birth!
Pov. Jabbawockeez~
Pain. All I can feel is pain.
Goddammit I knew that stupid condom broke.
Ahhhhhhhhh I'm gonna kill that mother Fucker.
He will never see it coming,
I mean I still have 5 more of these goblins to go!
I don't think I can do this.
Is it to late for an abortion?
Dammit that's illegal now.
Screw the Supreme Court
ANARCHY!
OVER THROW THE GOVERNMENT!
SUCK MY SWEET THROBBING-
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Yeah I think I should stop it there.
But seriously, these babies are scarily intelligent and I can't figure out how.
For example, Jamie wanted to be a good house husband and take the Jabbawockeez out on date night, so the left ME in charge of babysitting.
When I went to give one of these goblins a freaking bottle, it started crying while screaming the digits of pi at me.
Not only was it an extremely confusing sene for me to be it, but it made me feel stupid because I don't even know all the digits of pi!
I ended up just calling Mia over and we did the sideways tango in the Jabbawockeez bed.
Anyway, it's been a while, I hope to do this again soon,
Toodles Noodles,
-Tobi
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