Hippie 101

Day 7.

UPDATE- we went to the zoo! :D

....... It- it wasn't a regular zoo :(

      It all started in class, the twins, Jax and Jamie were taking care of the freak children while Mr. Cox ran to the water fountain to record a video of a fight between the monkey and the ĆŘËŤŲŔĖ, over whom would use the fountain first.

     While he was gone I had been helping the twins take care of the freaks when The hunks, (Triston and Alex) walked into class, reasonably late as always and came up to us with a proposal.

     "I say, while Mr.Cox records the lesson, that we should go to the Masons Zoo, on the 3rd floor of hell."

     We all kinda looked at Alex like he was crazy, bc well, who the hell is Mason, and why does he get his own zoo?

     "Don't look at me like that, Cox always takes exactly 13 hours and 4 minutes when he records fights, we KNOW this, and I don't wanna sit here with the half-breeds."

     OKAY, that was a lot to unpack, and a lot of me trying to prevent Jamie from cutting the population of people I have a crush on by 50%, bc Alex insulted his Freaks OUT LOUD.

     I mean, I hate most people so, it's kinda rare that I managed to find  TWO people to crush on.

     It would really suck if he died. :(

     Jax and I looked at each other and we knew that this was a non-negotiable thing for Alex, so we just went with it.

      We headed to the zoo with the confidence of penguins in South Africa, bc none of us have ever been to a zoo before. We have only heard about them in books that divorced parents read to their children as compensation for their awkward parenting style.

      "Wow, so this is what a zoo looks like!"

     Jax's eyes lit up as he glanced around the bright fiery arena we casually strolled through.

     All surrounding us was large Titanium cages, built with thick bars to keep the creatures of hell locked up.

     Inside the enormous cages were dysmorphic flesh like creatures. They looked almost like people, but not quite.

     Their faces had no eyes only mouths. Their hands only had two fingers with long, ragged, and pointed claws that stuck out like a Segal in church.

     On each of their faces where their eyes should have been, were names carved into their skin.

Miyra,

Eli,

Gabe,

Jason,

Ruby,

Kai,

Ted,

Jack,

     All names that were on their faces.

     "Oh my goddess this isn't a zoo, it's a torture chamber for demons!" Jax yelled, his eyes bulging.

   "I know right it's awesome!" I yelled back.

     We smiled at each other, then all of us skipped around the zoo, smiling at the screaming demons and singing the song of the roach.

     After about two hours of mocking the demons, we HAD to know this Mason dude.

     And that brings us to were we are now, in the office of Mason, Ruler of the 3rd floor of hell, discussing terms for future partnership.

Anyway this was fun,

Hope to do it again soon,

Toodles Noodles,

-T

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