Well that didn't go as planned.
Today was field day and the entire class was supposed to go on a field trip to Heaven.
And I quote myself, "That didn't go as planned."
As soon as we got there, it wasn't what we were expecting.
There were children, EVERYWHERE. Eww I'm gagging thinking about it now (and not in the good way).
On top of that everyone there was happy, like, what?
I don't even know what the word "happy" means!
I don't know what this place was supposed to be, but I hate it.
The only thing there that I can say I did like, was that all the angels had cats in their bras.
One of the angel flew up to me and asked if I wanted to see a magic trick, then they pulled a baby kitten out of their big mommy milkers!!!
I half expected to see something like God hooking up with a stripper the entire time, so I carried a camera with me at all times.
I ended up getting recordings of my classmates doing some pretty wild things that for legal reasons I can't show.
For example, I got a video of Triston picking up a pickle he found on the floor of the heavenly shower room and he put it in his pants!!!
I also found out that Mr. Cox wears thongs. I even saw him giving a pair to God.
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Jax ended up puking all over Mae on the godly roller coster at Adam and Steve Land and later on she puked again but that time we found part of new Hampshire from yesterday!!
There was also a wedding today!!
James ended up getting the Jabberwocky pregnant and since the government banned abortion(bunch of no good dick brains), they agreed to have the baby and get married.
Apparently, dragons only take 3 days to have a baby, so James is really excited to be a father.
He even says that he will make all the milk runs for the family.
Mia and I ended up with detention for hooking up in Gabriel's bed, so I'm currently writing this update in the detention room of hell, so its not to long.
Luckily I'm into a lot of weird shit, so none of the punishments will bother me to much.
Plus Mia is a masochist, so she will be having fun.
Overall, was a pretty average day in Hippie 101, hope to do it again soon,
Toodles Noodles
-Tobi
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