So uh, update, I killed Mae.
ITS OKAY THOUGH!!! I fixed her :)
I will admit that daring her to jump off of the Washington monument superman style, PROBABLY wasn't the smartest of ideas, but like, SHE is the one who listened to me.
1. Never trust someone who is the god of MULTIPLE things.
2. Never do ANYTHING superman style.
3. Literally dog water. Lame. Stinky.
Boxed like a fish.
AND if you are going to decide to take a class called "Hippie 101" that's located on the 7th floor of Hell, then you can't complain when you end up dead.
BEESSIIIDDDEESSS She was only a little bit dead. I fixed her.
I mean for goddess sake it only took one jumping jack and a backhandsprings on her chest to resuscitate her.
On a completely different note, James is getting sued.
Turns out that having rough and kinky sex with the Jabbawockeez from Alice in the Wonderland wasn't the brightest on his part.
To be fair, all of this only happened because today's lecture in class was all about how you should always give in to chaos.
Mr. Cox says that because I am the Chaos God, I get extra credit. I mean, if you are the result of Athena ( goddess of war) and Eris (God of Chaos) having a secret affair, there was really only one thing that COULD have been the result.
Like seriously, what else could have been the reason people called me "Tobi Child of Chaos".
Everyone seemed to have taken today's lecture pretty seriously.
Triston commited 5 felonies.
Mae died.
Alex took a massive shit on the Queen and slept with the pope.
Mia hooked up with the Child Of Chaos.
James slept with a dragon.
And Jax ate New Hampshire.
Who could of guessed that this is what being a Hippie is all about?!?!?!
Anyway, today was a blast, hope to do it again soon,
Toodles Noodles ♡♡♡♡
-Tobi
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Hippie 101
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