these movie quotes definitely wont be correct btw
steve: do you and him... fondue?
me: *silently hoping my sister wont ask what that is*
my sister: how much does a diamond cost?
me: wait what
my mom: see, [my sister]'s thoughts flow over each other, they move so fast-
my sister: i just peed on the floor
steve: well you and stark have probably fondued!
my sister: whats fondue mean?
me: oh shi-
me: *looks at my dad*
my dad: *looks at me* its a way to cook food
me: *looks at my dad*
my dad: *looks at me and grins*
me: *cackles*
my dad: hang onto my hand like a hang glider so you wont fall to your death!
my sister: *holds his hand but falls anyway*
my mom: ope-
*bucky enters the scene*
me: buckyyyyyyyyyy
my mom: how do you know who he is- have you watched this?
me: *totally not lying* no, i just know the characters..
*bucky dies*
me: *pretending i havent seen what happens* oh i wasnt expecting him to die
my mom: spoiler alert, he lives, but waaay after
me: oh ok thx mom
me: *chokes on carrot*
me: *chokes on water*
me: *chokes on popsicle*
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starwars10101 on crack
Random*reads title* actually theres also some homeless untitled oneshots here too so if you wanna read those idk, i dont have much time for writing actual oneshots so now we have this all lowercase stuffs is intentional theres probably some swearing in th...
