*regarding what happened during captain america: the first avenger*
my sister: im a genius!
me: just like last night when mom said 'her thoughts move so fast *struggling to breathe* they flow over each other' and then you said *actually cant breathe*
my dad: something like 'i peed on the floor'
me: *takes deep breath* yeah, i think that was it
dunno why it made me laugh so hard but it did
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Random*reads title* actually theres also some homeless untitled oneshots here too so if you wanna read those idk, i dont have much time for writing actual oneshots so now we have this all lowercase stuffs is intentional theres probably some swearing in th...
