*at like 5 am*
my sister: *throws wet clothes on top of my mom* i peed my pants
my mom: what the-
my sister: dont worry, i cleaned them. and then i dried them, but i stopped, because it didnt seem like a good idea
me mom: ok..
my sister: oh, and i peed on the floor
my mom: cant this wait five minutes-
my sister: and i clogged the toilet
my mom: how-
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Random*reads title* actually theres also some homeless untitled oneshots here too so if you wanna read those idk, i dont have much time for writing actual oneshots so now we have this all lowercase stuffs is intentional theres probably some swearing in th...