🖤 Flirting/Pick up lines 🖤

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Michael Myers

"Hey Mickey?" You call out to him from the bed. He hums back in response and you couldn't help the smug smirk that found it's way to your lips.
"How much force do you think it would take to break the bed?" You asked mocking innocence. You hear the sink turn off and Michael appears in the bathroom doorway, staring at you. You stared back at him as you waited for any sign of reaction. Suddenly he begins walking towards the bed in a rush.

Jason Voorhees

You grab on to Jason's arm to catch his attention. He looks down to you from his machete sharpening activities and tilts his head in confusion.
"Seeing you reminds me of drowning,, it simply takes my breath away" You felt him tense beneath your touch and you wait in anticipation for his reaction. He quickly looks away and you could tell he was pouting. You laugh and hug his arm close to your chest. You apologize for your words, yet he was swarmed by a mix of embarrassment and fluster.

Charles Lee Ray

Charles wraps his arms around you from behind as you brush your teeth.
"Babydoll how do you like your egg? Scrambled, over-easy or fertilized?" You nearly choked on your own spit as you spit out the tooth paste and cover your face with your hand.
"Charles Lee Ray!" You yell out in embarrassment. He only laughs and snuggles his head deeper into the crook of your neck.

PinHead

"Pin?" You ask as you sit next to him on the couch. It takes a few seconds but he eventually finds a stopping point in his chapter before giving you his attention.
"Let's play carpenter!" You say happily. He burrows his eyebrows in confusion.
"Pardon? What do you mean?" He asks. You laugh and grab his hand.
"Yeah, first we'll get hammered, then you can nail me" You explain. He looks at you with an amused expression and marks his spot in his book.

Stu and Billy

"Guys it's either ice cream or brownies for dessert" You stated as you stood in the entrance of the living room. The boys looked up to you from the couch before Billy smirked.
"Are you an option?" He retaliated. You stood surprised for a moment before quickly retreating to the kitchen. Laughing echoed throughout the small home as you began making ice cream for all of you.
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"What are you doing?" Stu asked as he plopped himself face first onto your stomach. You laughed and ruffled his hair.
"Just watching YouTube" Stu pondered your words for a moment before tapping your shoulder. You hummed in response.
"If your body was YouTube then your clothes are the adds I wanna skip" He said. You look down to see him smirking at you and you cover your flustered face with your phone.

Thomas Hewitt

You smiled up at your boyfriend as he fiddled with his thumbs.
"You look perfect Thomas, your very handsome. Like usual" You complimented. Thomas squirmed from your praise and grabbed you into a tight hug. In shock you hug back yet you hear him mumble something.
"Huh?" You rub his back in a soothing manner.
"I said-I said you look very p-pretty" He mumbled into your hair. You smile and squeeze him a little tighter.

Brahms

Seeing as you and Brahms could never go out together, dates were always at home. However this time Brahms wanted something a little different so he set up a picnic outdoors. He left you a note in the bedroom and you got ready in a nice dress before heading to the garden. When you walked outside you just admired the beautiful scenery and of course the handsome man standing amongst it all. You walked into his arms and kissed his cheek.
"You look absolutely beautiful" He sheepishly said. You smiled and "fixed" his tie.
"And you look handsome, as always" You saw him blush and couldn't help but laugh.

Beetlejuice

Your typing was interrupted when BJ leaned on the table next to you. You looked up at him expectantly.
"Do you dissect insects for a living?" He asked genuinely.
"Uh, no, why?" You questioned. He laughed and shook his head.
"Just thought you would like to look in my fly" He said. You stared mouth agape before bursting out laughing. From where you sat you grab his zipper.
"Well maybe.." You looked at him with a raised brow. He did not expect that to work.

Pennywise

It was a normal day when you decided to go visit Pennywise. Upon entering his house you immediately felt yourself being lifted up from behind.
"I was just about to come visit you my sweets!" He said. You felt him nuzzle into your neck and breath deeply.
"I missed you and your scent. I wonder if you taste just as sweet as you smell~" You blush as you feel something wet trail across the back of your neck. You let out a shaky sigh and just prepare yourself for a rough night.

Hannibal Lecter

"Oh my, look at you" Hannibal cooed as you exited your shared bedroom. You blushed and grabbed his extended hand.
"Look at me? Look at you! You look so handsome and your all mine" You exclaimed as you were pulled into your lovers chest. He smiled at your words and slightly dipped you. Leaning in he whispered on your lips;
"Just as your all mine"

Freddy Krueger

Freddy groans as he throws a piece of popcorn at the screen.
"Why would you hide there you dumb bitch?!" He yelled at the T.V.
Seeing this you couldn't help but laugh at the context of the situation. He leans back and glances to you sitting next to him. He slings his arm over your shoulder and pulls you closer. After a few moments Freddy noticed you were staring yet before he could ask what you were doing you interrupted his thoughts.
"Is your name Krueger because you kept me up all night" You flirted. Freddy only gave you an amused look before pulling you in to a rough kiss.

Norman Bates

As Norman bent under the desk looking for his lost phone he heard the desk bell ring. He quickly stood up straight only to be met with a smiling you.
"Uh, yeah?" He stuttered nervously. You crossed your arms and set them on the desk as you leaned over the counter.
"Babe are you a hotel room? Because I'm checking you out" You said. Norman stood there for a moment before suddenly covering his face with his hands and turning away from you.
"Baby y-you can't just say that!" You laughed at the flustered mess before you.

Vincent Sinclair

It was early in the morning and you were making breakfast as Vincent walked into the room. You glanced over your shoulder to see your tired boyfriend. You smiled and turned to look at him with your hand over your forehead.
"Damn it suddenly got really hot in here" You looked over Vincent before locking eyes with him.
"Oh wait, that's just you" You continued. Vincent looked at you shocked before putting his hand to his mouth and looking away, a flustered mess. You laughed and turned back to the eggs. Vincent wrapped his arms around your waist and hid his face in your neck as you continued to cook.

Bo Sinclair

You walked into the garage as you saw Bo under his truck. You got an idea as you walked over to your distracted boyfriend. You stood over him with one leg on either side of his torso.
"Hey Bo can I ask you something?" Bo jumped slightly from your voice and wheeled out from under the car.
"Sure?" His eyes went wide at the sight of you hovering over him like that.
"Can I be your mechanic? I'll go under you and get real dirty" You leaned forward slightly to tease you Bo with sight of your exposed breats. He smirked and sat up before pulling you into his lap.

Lester Sinclair

Just sitting around the house you both began to grow bored. The sun was setting and Lester had just gotten back from checking for road kill. As you both sat on the couch you looked over to Lester and tapped his shoulder. He looked to you with a questioning look and you gave him a small smile. He returned it.
"Wanna go shower together handsome?" You asked. His smile only grew as he took your hand in his.
"Of course gorgeous" He said before pulling you with him off the couch.

Agnar (Yautja/Predator)

Agnar sat there peacefuly sharpening his weapons before his peace was disturbed by your sudden presence. You flopped yourself into your boyfriends lap and looked up to him.
"Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart" Your words made him ponder for a moment.
"Well it's only fair, seeing as you abducted mine the moment we met" He replies to you. You look at him in disbelief before hiding your face into his midhalf. He only laughed at your reaction and wrapped his arms around you into a warm hug.

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