Headcanons that just make sense

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Thomas Hewitt
If you ever feel insecure this man will get so upset, not at you, but just upset. He'll whine and complain until you ask him what's wrong, then he'll ramble on about everything that he finds so beautiful about you. Leaving you as red as a tomato.

Pin Head
He's always blunt with you, so if he ever were to hurt your feelings he wouldn't view it that way. He just sees it as being truthful. If you ever voice your concerns with him he'll apologize, of course, but he was still being truthful.

Michael Myers
Seeing as he's so serious, it's always a treat to see his facade crumble for a second or two. Whether it being because he's attempting to bake cookies or because it's the rare occasion he gets flustered, it's very humbling.

Agnar(Yautja)
His favorite game is hide and seek, his favorite board game is clue.

Stu and Billy
Likes taking unexpected pictures of you, especially when your face looks funny, also because they like capturing the moment.

Jason Voorhees
The first time you both had sex he embarrassed himself by falling off the bed. You both laugh about it in later dates.

Bo Sinclair
Gets overtly salty if your attracted towards a fictional character.

Norman Bates
He really like making a small lunch for you both so when you sit down for a break together he's assured that you've eaten that day. It's not that he thinks you wouldn't eat, he just like to be sure.

Thomas Hewitt
Due to his larger build he enjoys showers more than baths, claims them as being comfier.

Charles Lee Ray
Loves to play horror games with you (or watch horror movies), not only does he enjoy criticizing the game/movie but he also like how you jump every so often. He wraps his arms around you and "protects you".

Hannibal Lecter
You both may trade books to each other and convey how you feel about them at the end of the week. The next week you switch to new books, switching and talking about it at the end of the week. He really loves when you show off your intelligence and share your opinions about certain topics.

Agnar
He gets really emotional when you try to learn about him and his culture, it makes him feel truly loved and wanted. He takes time to learn everything he can about humans as well, not only from fascination by you but also to ensure your relationship has the best possibility of thriving.

Pin Head
Sure he was human at one point, but it's the 21st century, so many things have changed since his time on earth. Learns a lot by visiting you daily and just browsing through social media, getting confused and asking you what something is. It's like teaching a kiss the ABC's.

Billy Loomis
Enjoys watching slime videos and gets embarrassed if he were ever to get caught.

Brahms
He really likes it when you read to him but he enjoys reading to you more. You always do so much for him he loves feeling like he did something for you for a change.

Agnar
He loves to watch animal planet.

Norman Bates
Finds it enjoyable to crack open a can of soda and drink the fuzz that comes to the rim.

Michael Myers
Absolutely hates snow. And ASMR

Stu and Billy and you of course
Someone in this relationship is always up to something mischievous. Either pranking the other two or doing something dangerous to make the other two worry.

Freddy Krueger
Has no idea what Porn is.

Art the clown and The Collector
These two would get along wonderfully, even paired in a poly relationship with you, a very sane individual. If you are insane like them then you all would have an absolute field day hunting down victims to torment.

Vincent Sinclair

Halloween used to be his favorite holiday as a kid, he felt as if it was the only day he blended in with everyone else.

Bo Sinclair

His favorite drink is Sprite (when he's not drinking beers) and it's rare for him to drink them because he always forgets how much he actually likes.

Michael Myers

If he ever were to encounter Agnar he wouldn't try to hurt him because the alien species peaked his interest.

Thomas Hewitt and Agnar

Has a breeding kink.

Thomas Hewitt

He is an expert at human anatomy and is actually a really good cook.

Bo Sinclair

He acts like a jackass but if he were to ever hurt you, mentally or physically, he would become so emotional. Your the only thing keeping him sane, he can't risk you leaving.

Hannibal Lecter

Absolutely adores grilled cheese sandwiches.

Michael Myers

I whole heartedly believe that he will be stalking you when he's bored. Whether it be while your out of the house or sitting on the living room couch, he just can't help it.

Bo Sinclair and Charles Lee Ray

If he were to come to find you asleep he will either A) If your face down as you sleep, he would face plant into your butt or B) If your on your back, he'll face plant into your tits or C) If your on your side, he will gently pick you up before placing you on his chest.

Lester Sinclair

If you stay at someone's house for the night or your gone a long time he'll get so excited to see you when you come back home.

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