Poopzilla Strikes Burger King

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                                                           Poopzilla At Burger King.

Poopzilla has a turd face, and Godzilla body.

One day Poopzilla was very very HUNGRY! So Poopzilla was thinking, "I HUNGRY!'. So, he hoped a boy named Thomas would come by before school and take him to Burger King. He loved that place. He thought it was his 2nd home. One time when they were closed, he snuck into Burger King and the manager was in there, and Poopzilla scream "POOPZILLA NEEDS BK!!! GET ME A WHOPER MEAL NOW!! OR I'LL EAT YOU!". The manager panicked. He ran home, without driving. When Poopzilla found his car, he ate it.

"Poopzilla?". Said Thomas. "Wanna go somewhere?". When Poopzilla heard Thomas he jumped on his back and said "THOMAS POOPZILLA WANTS BURGER KING!". "Okay, lets go." Said Thomas. Thomas is boy about 5 feet and 4 inches tall, 12 years young, short black hair with braces and glasses, and chunky.

When they got to Burger King, Poopzilla ran off Thomas'es  back and said said "Bye Buttloaf!". Poopzilla think he runs Burger King. Then , came the manger. He said to Poopzilla, "Do you know where my car went?" It's not here ever since that night. No, it came out in my poop yesterday, now it's floating around with other turds in a poop pond in the Indian Ocean. Said Poopzilla. "Get outta here!" Said the manager. "No I eat you!" said Poopzilla.

So, Poopzilla ate the manger then Poopzilla became the manager. But then that Buger King became bankrupt because Poopzilla ate all the workers and trieed to be all the workers and manager. But it didn't work out. So he just sits at home wanting Burger King everyday.

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