Quan strikes McDonalds.
Once, there was a hobo named Quan. He like sleeping on benches, but not hard ones! Well, I'll have Quan take over the story now...
QUAN. Hello, my name is Quan, as you heard, i like comfiterble benches.. Once, I was sleeping on a bench, then an old lady started wacking me with her purse, then I woke up saying "AHHHHH! I WASN'T SLEEPING!"
Well, I pretty much LIVE in McDonalds.. I own a laptop, witch i steal there free wifi. But, when I Quan Jickie get hungry, I go to my box then when little childen coming out with there Happy Meals, I jump at them, grab there Happy Meals, and say "Bye Bye little children! Stay safe!" But, one there grandmothers is the one who hit me with her purse!! "You're the hobo who sleeps on the bench when i need to sit! Now, trying to steal my grandsons Happy Meal!?" said the Grandmother. Yes, I am. I very proud." said Quan. IT'S ON! CLOSE YOUR EYES CHILDREN, I'M GOING NINJA! "Bring it Grandma! Show me what you got! Said Quan. As, Quan says that, the Grandmother kickes Quan in the tummy, then he falls to the ground. "I GIVE! YOU'RE TO GOOD!" Said Quan. That's what I thought young man. Now, have a nice day. If you ever try to steal my grandsons Happy Meal again, I will go FULL OUT. I will bring my black belt also. Said the Grandmother. "Okay nice Ninja lady, have a nice day!" Said Quan in pain. Then, the grandmother loads up the grandchildren, and leaves.
I should probly say where I live, I live in New York City, New York. There are about 120 McDonalds here.. I've been band from 118 of them.. That's why I stay here, the one on Poopzilla ST. They're all like me who come here. But alot of them, when they see me say "AHHHH! A REALLY SMELLY HOBO THAT LIVES HERE!!! RUN!" I feel very sad when they do this. That's why I steal there food.
I tryed to the opening job at Poopzilla ST McDonalds, but they said you have to have "Good Hygeine" so I'm like I Quan Jickie has the best hygeine ever, i smell like million roses sent from heaven, as my mommy told me once. She through me at a Donking Doughnuts place last year and said "I'm not your slave! Find your own house, and get a job! "Farwell Mother, I Quan Jickie love you." Said Quan. Yeah, whatever. Said the Mother. Then she backout and water slashed water all over him, and left.
Since I didn't get the job, i went into depression. But, I cheared up when I got the job at KFC. (:
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TO BE CONTINUED! (:
