Author's note:Ok,so you know how people make up scary chain letters?Well I know a bunch of people have read the one about SatanStalker.You know,the one where the girls are on myspace and they find the dude and he ends up being outside their house?Ok,well this is a remix of it! Oh, and if you haven't read the chain letter,go on Google.com and search 'Scary chain letters,SatanStalker'.
POOPZILLA
One night,Poopzilla was at his house,sitting in his room all alone.He didn't exactly hang out with his parents alot because they were ashamed of having a son who's a turd.So Poopzilla only had a few friends,like Kierston and Bailey.Anyways, so he was on Myspace and was chatting with his friends.
Poopzilla:Hi.I Poopzilla."
Kierston:We know this Poopzilla.
Bailey:Poopzilla,did you take your medicine?!
Poopzilla:Poopzilla no like medicine!
Then Kierston and Bailey started chewing him out on Myspace so he exited the chat and started looking at random profiles.He came across one that said 'SatanStalker'.Poopzilla thought he was very ugly and started making fun of him.
"HAAHA,HE UGGY.!!"
Then,a little chat box popped up.It was from SatanStalker.
SatanStalker:Hello.Do you like my profile?
Poopzilla:Yes....but you need to have flying unicorns on there.....I like flying unicorns.
SatanStalker:Um?What?You know, never mind.You have nice legs.
Poopzilla looked down at his hairy,turd legs.
Poopzilla:Um,Poopzilla no shave.
SatanStalker:Ok?Um well you probably don't want an ugly guy like me touching them huh?I mean,you just said I was ugly.
Poopzilla:Oh...you heard Poopzilla say that?......I sorry.....NOT!!! POOPZILLA THINKS YOU SMELL!! :)
SatanStalker:ok, you're really pushing my buttons!!
Poopzilla:You have buttons?What color?
SatanStalker:OK,I'M GONNA COME IN THERE AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!
Poopzilla:I not a fish!I a turd!
SatanStalker is offline
Poopzilla made a sad face. "I had more questions!!" said Poopzilla.
He sadly got off the computer and went downstairs for a snack.But he heard his mom crying before he even got in there.
"I can't believe my son is a turd!"
She continued to cry so Poopzilla went back upstairs.When he walked inside his room, he saw SatanStalker!He had a grey beard and some kind of cape tied to his back.And then Poopzilla noticed he was only wearing underwear.
"Hello Poopzilla.You wanna play a game?"
Poopzilla nodded.
"Let's go look at all the turds in my toilet!"
The hobo looked at him weirdly.
"Um,that's not really my type of thing...."
But Poopzilla just grabbed his hand and dragged him to the toilet.Once he saw the hobo's face when he saw the turds, he knew they were gonna be best friends forever. :)
THE END
