Connor's Graduation Speech

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Ah,the 8th grade graduation is a pretty big deal,isn't it?I mean aside from graduating from school altogther.Well,Connor was VERY excited for his graduation.he ended being picked to give the speech.It was now graduation night and Connor was nervous.He was about to go on stage!He looked in the mirror and combed his mustache one last time before finally walking on stage.

The whole crowd had been talking but when Connor came out,they became deadly silent.He cleared his manly throat and stepped up to the podium.He needed to remind himself to shave his legs later because they were really itchy.He turned his attention back to the speech.

"Hello,fellow parents....um,I'm Connor Mandrew Noover.I shall now say my speech."

He stopped for a moment but no applaud or anything came.He continued.

Now,Connor LOVED Star Wars and Star Trek and stuff like that so he decided to involve some of that stuff into his speech,thinking it would be inspiring.

"8th grade has been a long journey for many of us warriors.We have tried to make the best of intergalactical obsticles....or just problems,as some would call it.I just want all my classmates to know that we CAN make our light sabors shine the light on our future!!"

At this point,the parents in the crowd were thinking 'what the heck is wrong with this poor kid?!'.Connor continued.

"I guess I just want to say,LET THE FORCE BE WITH US."

He nodded and smiled,looking into the crowd.For a second,nobody said anything but then whispers broke out into the room.Ones like, 'How does he get that mustache so thick?'.Or even 'How LONG is that leg hair????????!!!'.Connor was embarrassed so he walked off stage,leaving his shocked classmates.

And THAT.......was Connor's 8th grade graduation speech. :)

Heey,hope you guys liked it!Me and my friend Bailey just like making these stories for fun.and remember,THESE CHARACTERS ARE 100% REAL...........sorta. :) -Kierston (Kier)

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