Hello. I'm Lou Lou. I live in Los Angles CAL. I really like corn, i steal peoples corn alot because i can't afford it. So, this is my story.
I Lou Lou steal little kids corn. i say " hello children, i see you children like candy eh?" Then they nod. "Lou Lou has candy in her pocket, so would you like to trade corn for candy?" Even though the candy I have is rotten off the street in my shoe, they still agree to the trade. "You give the corn to Lou Lou first, then I give you candy." So the children of 3, 2 girls who look like twins about 6 years old, and 1 boy about 4, hand over their corn. Then I reach into my shoe grab the candy that now has a terrible stench and greenish/moldy I hand the children and then one of the twins say "Lou Lou i want my corn back! This is hacky candy!" Then I run off with my corn.
I like striking alot of trash cans for my corn too. Once, I went to a very big house, the big house had a big doggy, the big doggy does't like sharing corn, so me and Buster (the dogs name) had some differences. The dog first started the fight and bit my arm! Then I did my ninja moves and took my corn.
Then the most gorgeous man ever, Quan Jickie, he stole my heart. He is from New York City, New York. He came here for a hobo convention, on that night, he asked me for his hand in marrige. I said yes!! But, we couldn't afford a wedding so i have a grass ring to represent our marige.
TO BE CONTINUED
