We were walking down a road a little ways from where the store was. Columbus was telling a story about a zombie kill then Tallahassee said that it wasn't enough for 'Zombie kill of the week'. So Tal told a story he knew of a zombie kill.
"Wait, are you one of those guys that just likes to one up everybody else's story?" Col asked
"No, I knew a guy way worse at that than me" Tal awnsered and I smiled to myself
"Alright, let's just find a car" Col says
"Which reminds me, I've never had headaches like this till your ass came on aboard" Tal stated so I smiled and shook my head a little
"I mean, do what you want with a man but you do not FUCK with his Cadillac" Anger was slightly raising in Tallahassee again I could tell.
"Hey there's a nice mini van" Col said
"Oh you know something that is nice. That's a beautiful van" Tal said before suddently throwing a rock at the window.
"Oh woah!" Col said and put a protective hand in front of me. I looked down at his hand and pushed it away then looked up at him
"Thanks but I'm fine" I said before sitting on the ground.
Tal grabbed a pipe on the ground and started smashing the other windows. He even got ON the car to finish the job. Once he was satisfied he hopped off the car and we all started walking again.
"Ohh, I think I pulled something" Tal said while kinda limping. He was talking to Col while I was just looking at the ground kicking a few rocks while walking.
When I finally looked up Tal had a smile on his face "Is it better to be smart or lucky?" he looked at me and Col before walking off fast to somewhere in front of us.
Me and Col caught up to see a house with a yellow jeep. We both smiled at each other until Tal looked like he saw something inside. Col walked over to the car leaving me and the suitcase he was carrying in the road.
Tallahassee opened the driver door but instead of a zombie popping out Tal's shoulder's dropped in relief and he began chuckling.
He took out a rag he had and pryed the chopped of hands off the steering wheel. He turned the hand to Col and put up the middle finger.
"That's nice" Col said sarcastically, I rolled my eyes playfully.
Col checked the backseat while Tal surprisingly found the keys and the car luckily started. I dragged the suitcase over to the car and looked over Columbus's shoulder.
"Woah" I said with wide eyes
"Thank GOD for rednecks!" Tal said with a big smile.
"This, is a really big truck and these, are really big guns" said Tal while he loaded one of the guns.
"Take your time" Col said and put his hands up while we both backed up a little.
Col had threw the suitcases in the trunk and got into the passenger seat and I sat in the backseat again which I really didn't mind.
I watched as Tal shot bullets in the air and he was laughing like a maniac. I thought to myself 'This guy seems cool & fun but maybe it's actually not such a good idea to stick with him.'
I turned back around when I saw Tal walking towards the driver seat. He opened the door opposite of me and put the gun away then closed the door. Instead of getting in yet he grabbed a tin of paint and drew something on the doors.
He finally got in the truck and sped off.
"Y'know they say 'those who seek revenge should remember to dig two graves'.." Columbus says
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