Sadie: Can you do me a favor?
Y/N: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you
Sadie: Cool, can you do the dishes?
Y/N: Nope.
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Y/n: Ziggy, just hypothetically, do you ever wonder what our children would look like, if we could have any?
Ziggy: Y/n, if we ever have children, those bastards are going to wonder what I look like
Y/n: *hits her with a book*
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Kidnapper, on call with Max: Five thousand dollars and we'll give Y/n back to you
Y/n offended: You think I'm only worth five thousand dollars?!
Kidnapper: What?
Y/n: Make it ten million at least!
Max, on the other line: Y/N SHUT UP I SWEAR—
YOU ARE READING
𝐄𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 ‧ 𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐤
Fanfiction❧One shots for Sadie Sink and two of her characters☙ ✦Sadie Sink ✦Max Mayfield ✦Ziggy Berman
