Schmidt:"i just want someone to take me out"
Braking:"like, on a date or with a sniper gun?"
Schmidt:*thinking*
Schmidt:"surprise me"
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Poti:"What scares you guys the most?"Avan:"ghosts"
Sona:"wolves"
Blood:"The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death..."
Bluewill:"...."
Bluewill:"Blood"
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Jino:"Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??"Ari:"Y- you were putting it in cold water??"
Maru:"Jino. Answer the question, Jino"
Jino:"Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason"
Jino:"Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?"
Ari: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Maru:"Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?"
Ari:"Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?"
Maru:"It takes less than a minute!"
Ari:"Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???"
Maru:"How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?"
Ari:"Like seven minutes??"
Roy:"Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!"
Maru:"Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted"
Luna:"Every single person here is a fucking lunatic"
Kai:"Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!"
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Bluewill:"You know what I learned from my friendship with Blood?"Poti:"There’s no such thing as too mean?"
Avan:"Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?"
Sona:"Always hold a grudge?"
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Avan:"You're a lying piece of shit!"Blood:"Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!"
Poti:"I'm leaving and I'm taking Sona with me!"
Bluewill, gathering cards:"Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today"

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watch car and monkart + oc incorrect quote[REWRITE]
HumorRewriting this because most of it doesn't fit my current HC anymore, but it still have the same premise, i'm gonna put more incorrect quote about the actual human character as well instead of just focusing on the Monkart and Watch Car Oh and just l...