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baji: So are we flirting right now?
kazutora: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
baji: That doesn't answer my question.

baji: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
kazutora: You're like 15 years old
baji: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

baji: I'm going to take you out
kazutora: great, it's a date!
baji: I meant that as a threat.
kazutora: See you at five!

(baji and kazu had 3 in a row sorry:])

izana: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
kakucho: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
izana: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING RINDO WITH ME
ran, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now
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izana, about kakucho: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
rindo: Are we stealing them?
ran: New or used?
izana: Wonderful responses, both of you
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chifuyu: What are your goals
baji: To pet all the cats.
fuyu: No, fitness goals.
baji: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.

koko: inui and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
inui: Sentences
koko: Don't interrupt me.

takemichy: Okay, truth or dare
bonten! mikey: Truth
takemichy: How many hours have you slept this week
bonten! mikey:
bonten! mikey: ...Dare
takemichy: Go to bed.
bonten! mikey: I don't like this game.

kisaki: Where are you going?
hanma: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

izana: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress


im gonna do an actual fanfic including y/n next one but who do i do pls tell me.

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