stupidest question they have asked:

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Finney: "so, if you get your period, when am I supposed to get mine! I don't want one!"

Robin: "You think I can break Moose's brain?"

Bruce: "If I crash my car right now, you think I could buy a really cool new one?"

Vance: "you think the beach boys died on the beach?"

Billy/paperboy: "can my dog and my cat have a half breed baby together?"

Griffin: "if you screw a vampire, do you get dust in your eyes?"

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