THE BLACK PHONE IMAGINES, ONESHOTS, + PREFERENCES

when someone flirts with you:

Finney: 

-makes up an excuse to leave 
-"Y/n? Can we leave? My head hurts?" 
-we know damn well he's fine 
-you noticed he was sad so you took him home 
-he just laid on the couch 
-"So, you want some medicine?" 
-"NO! I-I feel better" 

Robin: 

-wants to fight them 
-"Yo, you know they already have a boyfriend right? YEAH F*CK OFF OR I'LL ROUNDHOUSE YOUR A*S"
-he did in fact, roundhouse their a*s
-after that you have to drag him home 
-wants kisses
-"Y/n! My knuckle hurts, kiss it?" 
-"You did it to yourself mi amor" 

Bruce: 

-calm and civil 
-"hey man, I'm really uncomfortable about how you're talking to my partner right now, so could you please back off" 
-well, he asked nicely 
-got into a fight 
-"I'm the next Robin Arellano!" 
-"Sure you are, Brucey" 

Vance: 

-beats the sh*t out of them 
-"NO FLIRTING WITH MY PARTNER" 
-drags their a*s 
-"I'm going back to pinball, love you" 
-"wow I feel deeply appreciated" 

Billy: 

-feels insecure and just leaves
-"hey bubs! Oh..sorry to bother you" 
-you take that as a chance to leave
-you gave him a hug 
-"So...you don't like him? GOOD! HE DOESN'T CUDDLE THE WAY I DO!" 
-"Okay sweetie" 

Griffin: 

-stiffens up
-"uh..I'm going to go..come on Y/n!" 
-drags you by the hand 
-lays on your shoulder
-"This is why I hate people"
-"Okay baby"