Hey mamas | MCYT 2

Dialogue 3

{bold is the reader, come up with your own back story, these have been in my drafts and I need to clear them out.}

{Dream}
- "How do you feel?"
- "Well my eyebrows don't hurt."
- "I still think that's bad."
***
- "There's no such thing as a stupid question."
- "What's in mango salsa?"
- "I stand corrected."

{George}
- "Why are you being so weird?"
- "I accidentally opened the door without pants in and that embarrassment will follow me around for the rest of my life."
- "I'm sure something more embarrassing will happen."
***
- "So what's your plan?"
- "My plan was to follow your plan!"
- "Well we're screwed."

{Sapnap}
- "Did you see that?"
- "Um...."
- "The correct answer is no, no you didn't. Now walk faster."
***
- "How do we always end up in these situations?"
- "Eleven years of friendship and I still have no idea."
- "Alright new question, how do we get out of this situation?"

{Karl}
- "Trust your gut!"
- "I have anxiety, my guts always telling me abort mission!"
- "Maybe don't listen to your gut then."
***
- "What the hell kind of noise was that?!"
- "I sneezed."
- "That was not a sneeze."

{Quackity}
- "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
- "Not till 4."
- "Great. So I'm stuck wit you for five hours."
***
- "Why are you blowing up your house?"
- "I don't know, it sounded like a good idea at the time."
- "When is that ever a good idea?"

{Wilbur}
- "I didn't do it!"
- "Then why are you laughing?"
- "Because who ever did is a freaking genius."
***
- "Come have a drink with me."
- "I can't, I'm working."
- "Well come sit and watch me have a drink."

{Techno}
- "Don't mind me, I'll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis."
- "That's the fifth one today!"
- "Excuse me! But it's how I deal with stress!"
***
- "You're insane!"
- "I know! Isn't it great?"
- "Absolutely not."

{Fundy}
- "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you."
- "Yeah...well so is a grenade."
- "Well spiders don't explode."
***
- "Come on, when have my calculations ever been wrong?"
- "Well there was that one time-"
-  "Shut up, that was one time."

{Schlatt}
- "Sometimes I pray for patience."
- "Sometimes I pray for a gun."
- "...We're not the same."
***
- "I need to go de-stress."
- "Where are you going?"
- "To destroy the living room."

{Punz}
- "Do you trust me?"
- "No."
- "Smart move."
***
- "Did you just...agree with me?"
- "Oh I wish I could take-"
- "Nope! You said it! No take backs!"

{Niki}
- "Why are you hands pink?"
- "That's a very good question."
- "You dyed your hair again, didn't you?"
***
- "You-you're-"
- "Beautiful, intelligent, talented? I know."
- "Dangerous. But you're very beautiful."

{Jack}
- "I don't like how that ended. Let's pretend it never happened."
- "That's not how life works."
- "It does now."
{me with the stranger things s4 v2 end}
***
- "What happened last night?"
- "You thought you developed magic powers and could talk to squirrels. I already posted it to Twitter."
- "...Great."

{Tommy}
- "Philza said if you set the house in fire again he's putting you up for adoption."
- "That was one time!"
- "It should be zero!"
***
- "You don't strike me as a criminal."
- "Good, cause that's kind of the whole point."
- "I guess that makes sense."

{Ranboo}
- "Did you turn the lights out?"
- "No?"
- "Then we have a problem."
***
- "Timing is key."
- "Says the guy who's always late."
- "Touché."

{Tubbo}
- "Shut up."
- "I didn't say anything..."
- "Don't care. Shut up."
***
- "Are you there?"
- "Physically, yes. But mentally is debatable."
- "Should I call Philza?"

{Philza}
- "I have never been so insulted."
- "You don't listen often, do you?"
- "No. what makes you ask that?"
***
- "You need to stop running at some point."
- "But I'm good at it."
- "You can't just run away from your problems!"